#lockdown lads

[dooandpoo]

Thank god for Phil dragging Dan out of hiding 😌

[natigail]

Phil got angry at the printer | 08.04.2021

Dan: Phil got angry today.

Phil: *gasp*

Dan: Phil, little AmazingPhil, he's so timid, he's so nice. No, he got MAD. He was effing and blinding and smacking objects today.

Phil: I was.

Dan: And do you want to know what it was that got Philip Michael Lester so tilted that he started enacting violence upon inanimate objects? He didn't know how to operate a printer. Whoop, whoop!

Phil: Look...

Dan: Explain yourself.

Phil: Has a printer every worked for anyone? Do they sell them as a joke so they break in 30 minutes after you've bought them.

Dan: It's not that upsetting though.

Phil: It was upsetting 'cause I spent about half an hour trying to do it while someone was waiting for me to do it on Zoom, and they needed something that I had printed and I didn't have it. So I was: Ah! I'm holding people up. "My printer's broke" is the worst excuse you can give.

Dan: So do you think that... punching the printer will help, Phil?

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: That's not how the universe works. You need to gently caress the printer and then go: Baby, I respect you. I'm here for you in your time of need.

Phil: I think at one point-

Dan: I accept you on this journey of growth and I'm ready to receive the slip from your slit whenever you're ready to dispense it.

Phil: "The slip from your slit"? I mean, I think I said I'm going to effing throw you through the window

Dan: *delighted laugh*

Phil: And then, do you know-

Dan: I was like, I was in another room and I was like, has Phil hurt himself? Are we being burgled? Like this is so UNUSUAL. What is happening? Oh my god, Phil.

Phil: Yeah, do you know that little flap that comes out, which holds the paper? I was tempted to just bite it. I was like then I'll show you! The printer just wants you to know that it's boss, you know? And after I calmed down-

Dan: You asserted dominance, yeah.

Phil: Gave it a bit of a stroke, I reconnected its settings and then it started printing for me. So I just had to apologise for getting so angry at it.

Dan: You showed that you were in charge-

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: And that's why you run the Tops Only Bar.

Phil: But, yeah, *giggles*, Phil will only turn into the IncrediPHIL Hulk on a printer, everything else I'm cool with.

Dan: Good to know.

Phil: I'm quite a chill person. I'm Chill!Phil.

[louvsona]

The Home Invasion Incident

(based on their first ep of Lockdown Lads!)

[djhquiff]

the most wholesome part of the show

[childofcabin13]

cardboard cings kings

lines on paper, colour digital

I spent like?? 15 mins on the sketch?

I had a thought, I drew the thought

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[philsgirlinprague]

phil showered during dan’s zoom meeting and thanks to the position of the mirror in the bathroom, the hallway mirror and the pixel mirror his ass was visible in the camera... maybe next time close the door when you are showering?

[thruthisnight]

DAN JUST CALLED US PHANNIES

[indistinct-echo]

"im no longer dan, im dan-and-phil dan"