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5/16/13 – Thursday – NYC
Arrive in the West Village at 10:55 PM.
Meet with Mark (5/10/13).
Walk to the Westway. Lie at the door and we get a $5 cover. Don’t do it. Walk back to the West Village.
Go to Cappello.
Talk with the bouncers outside and am cool. Inside, they try to charge us each a $20 cover. We’re about to leave, but the door guy says we’re good and we don’t pay cover.
We’re the only patrons in there, so we leave.
We later learn that this club is actually a late night strip club!
Drive to Meatpacking District.
Get rejected at the door of SL because I get nervous and stumble over my words. It’s embarrassing.
Standard Beer Garden.
Get a number.
Wing Mark for a while by talking with some girl’s male friend. The male friend and I eventually end up on the subject of women and he tells me that he sleeps with many celebrities in his home country of Turkey. In order to separate him from the girl who is with Mark, I tell him that I can get him into 1oak, which I believe I can.
Take the guy away from his female friend and to the door of 1oak. Turns out I can’t get him in. I leave him and go into 1oak alone.
Leave 1oak when it’s getting really good. Makes me look like I have something better to do than being at the best club in the city during its peak hours- high value.
Meet with Mark.
Catch, by myself.
The bouncer brings me in without consulting the door guy because I’ve become a regular here.
Get a make out.
Meet back with Mark.
Drive to Soho to try The Spot. It’s closed.
Drive to Midtown to try 230 5th. It’s closed.
Drive back to the Meatpacking District and approach girls on the street.
Drive to the West Village. As I’m waiting for my train, Mark shows me home videos of him having sex with different girls (I wanted to see how attractive the girls he was sleeping with were and this was the only way possible).
Home at 5:20 AM. Sleep at 6:05 AM.
4/30/13 – Tuesday – NYC
Have a prank call from the night before backfire. The grandmother of the woman I called threatens to call the police until I apologize profusely. She then tells me to find Jesus. I was nervous.
Began reading Hilarity Ensues (book).
Night out.
Arrive in the Meatpacking District at 11:15 PM.
Meet with Madi and Elise (4/27/13).
After a little bit of indecisiveness, I walk the girls to Avenue.
Avenue.
I’m unsure that we’ll have an easy time getting in after not getting in last night, but because of how hot these two are (and because it’s early), we’re let in immediately.
As we’re walking in, Elise asks me if I’m famous. Partly because of getting in immediately and partly because of my Facebook, which Madi admitted to looking through.
Avenue is empty when we get in, but I don’t care. I’m patient and ignore their poutiness.
I’m being very social the whole time. I nearly make out and get a phone number (Stella Lavio) in front of them both. Madi calls me a whore. I feel like a boss.
Everybody is seeing me hang out with these two very hot girls the whole time- it feels very validating. One guy asks me if I’m Elise’s husband.
1oak.
Door guys see me come in, leave, and get in a taxi with these 2 hotties. Fuck yeah.
As we’re in the cab going back to their hotel, Madi asks me why I’m coming back with them. I tell her because I enjoy their company. She then welcomes me whole-heartedly.
Hotel.
I messed this up hugely. The experience with them in the hotel is just like last time (4/27). I don’t lead/escalate because I’m playing to not lose, rather than to win. They had been talking to me about sex all night and if I was to lead confidently, there’s a strong chance I could have had a threesome, or at least sex with a 9.5. Instead, all I do is hang out and continue to be the cool friendly guy. Big mistake.
Leave them at 3:25 AM. We were together for over 3.5 hours. These girls were so hot that the next day, my Dad (who had seen the Facebook pictures taken of me with them at Avenue) remarked to me that I was “with some real hotties last night.” It was a very proud feeling. I also had an old friend from college randomly message me to ask how I was doing- I suspect that the curiosity from the photos triggered that.
Walk to Rockefeller Center to get the train.
Home at 4:21 AM. Sleep at 6 AM.
4/23/13 – Tuesday – NYC
Watched American Psycho (movie). Scared me. It was shot beautifully, but very disturbing. I don’t like movies that make me distrust people.
Good night out.
Arrive in the East Village at 10:59 PM.
The 13th Step.
By myself for 20 minutes before…
Kevin comes.
Get a number.
Kevin and I walk to the Meatpacking District.
Kevin leaves at 1:30 AM. I am alone.
Avenue alone.
I am nervous about the door for the entirety of the walk from the bar to Avenue. I make eye contact with the door guy (who recognizes me) as I approach. Immediately, I smile and loudly say, “Whaddap!” I put out my hand to shake his and he leaves his conversation, shakes my hand, asks if it’s just me, and then lets me in. I remember thinking, “I was worried about that!?”
I’m out of it. I give myself a pep-talk in the bathroom. I come out and approach. Within five minutes of leaving the bathroom I’m making out with a tall blonde girl. Her party is up on the special second level area. She brings me up. Upstairs, she offers me a drink. I choose to only drink orange juice. I talk with her and get her number. She then leaves with friends.
I get another number and take a lot of pictures and video.
I start talking with a tall Brazilian girl at a table downstairs. She’s eating pizza. She gives me some. We talk for a while and I’m very “on.” I get her number. A cool black guy is hitting on her friend. He likes me. We’re some of the very last people still in the club. We leave together (kind of), though my girl runs ahead. Outside, I’m pushing hard, but I’m not confident enough, so I lose the girl.
It’s 4 AM and after some hesitation, I decide try the door of 1oak. My door guy is there and he lets me right in. Snoop Dogg is throwing a party. As I’m leaving, Busta Rhymes walks in and I hang out 2 feet from him.
Home at 4:53 AM. Sleep at 6 AM. Proud that I pushed it.
4/19/13 – Friday – NYC
Hang out with Oliver at my house for a little while.
Hard night out.
Arrive in the Meatpacking District at 12:36 AM.
Henry picks me up in a cab. We go back to his place in Turtle Bay, to pick up his I.D.
Take cab back to the Meatpacking District.
1oak is having a really good party. The door guy knows me and says that it’s a “tighter than normal” door tonight. He says he can only let me in. We leave.
Get a number on the street.
The Jane.
Henry eventually leaves.
Walk through the light rain at 3:30 AM trying a few of my usual top clubs (including 1oak, which is now too crowded). Don’t get into any of them.
Go to Le Bain at 3:45 AM. The head bouncer there recognizes me and lets me in. Hit it up for 20 minutes, then leave.
Walk home through the light rain all the way from Astoria.
Home at 5:09, feeling beat-up by the night. Sleep at 6:20 AM.
4/6/13 – Saturday – NYC
Finished reading Halo: Silentium (book). Read it all day and most of the night yesterday. Then all day today. Book was 330 pages and I read it fast. Loved it. It was thrilling, well-written, poignant, fun, and engaging.
Began reading Pimp: The Story of My Life (book).
Night out.
Arrive in Chelsea at 11:35 AM.
Meet with Henry.
Stop in Westside Tavern (shitty bar) real quick.
Get turned away from Marquee.
Walk to the Meatpacking District and wander around.
Go to the Tippler.
Had two girls from the past week invite me over for sex. Had a different girl, who I had slept with already, also invite me over the night before. I’ve never had this tangible an amount of abundance with women before… nor, before starting social development, did I think I ever would.
One of the girls was Cynthia (3/29/13) who had previously rejected me over text and then started to ignore me. She texted me randomly (I was so surprised) asking if I wanted to watch Saturday Night Live with her. She asked me late. I played dumb and told her that it had already ended!
The other girl who invited me over basically told me she wasn’t wearing anything. I decided to stay at 1oak below…
1oak.
Door guy knows me and lets Henry and I in.
Dance with one of the hottest girls there. Might be a model. We’re both pretty lanky and were dancing like crazy, so a lot of people are watching. Grinding on me hard. Within minutes she’s grinding hard on my boner and I giver her this cocky smile. We hadn’t said anything to each other at that point, not even names, and she just says, because she’s so turned on, “I’m not going home with you.” Huge indicator of interest. I give her my number at the end of hardcore dancing session. I should have gotten hers.
A$AP F3RG (rapper) is there and he performs one of his songs live.
Good party. There’s confetti.
Make out with two girls. The first is a near instant make out and the second, I make out with the girl hard. Then I leave the club with her and her friends. I push and go to wait for a cab with them, but then decide it’s not worth pushing and leave. I was wrong to give up so early.
Approach on the streets with Henry from 4:15 AM to 4:45 AM.
The train.
As I’m waiting for my train, an overly friendly drunk guy sits down next to me and strikes up a conversation with me. I humor him and keep talking to him. Then the girl sitting next to him joins in. It actually turns out being fun. She asks me about relationships and then I tell her about all the sex I’ve had over the past week and how I only have one night stands. She’s even getting a bit turned on (though I wasn’t attracted to her- 31 years old and there was something on her lip). She tells me she’s no longer enjoying her 4-year relationship and I tell her to, “Throw her pussy around a little.” She finds it hilarious and her and the other guy love me.
Huge delays give me a 90+ minute commute home.
Home at 6:21 AM. Sleep at 7:40 AM.
3/2/13 – Saturday – NYC
Mack comes over and hangs out.
Night out:
Arrive in Midtown East at 10:59 PM.
Meet Henry.
Try going to Lavo. I researched it in advance and got the name of a co-owner there. Dropped his name with the bouncers who referred me to the door guy. Despite lying all the time to door guys, I was still pretty nervous, and it showed. The door guy pretended to go inside and contact somebody (in order to try and scare us) and my heart was beating hard; Henry was really nervous as well. Then he came back out and said we were good. He let us in. However, we were given a cover. What I should have done at this point was go right back to the door guy and demand to be comp’d. Instead, because I was nervous, I lingered in the restaurant area and then tried to get comp’d. I didn’t push for it either when we were denied. We didn’t get the comp (because I wasn’t sure enough of myself) and we left.
Take the train to the Meatpacking District.
Run into Jane (2/4) and say hi.
1oak!
As Henry and I approach the door, I see a huge crowd. With a big friendly hilarious smile on my face, I wave to the door guy. He smiles back and lets Henry and I in, skipping the line. Henry is very impressed.
My first approach is two girls at the bar. Henry joins us and within two minutes of the initial approach, I’m picking up and spinning around the hot one (though too skinny for my taste). As I’m spinning her, she thrusts her tongue into my mouth and starts raping my mouth with it. It’s some of the most aggressive making out I’ve ever experienced. I’m freaking out because this girl is so hot, the club isn’t that crowded, and we had only been talking for two minutes. My beard is wet with her saliva. I soon push her face off mine and go to Henry who is with more women.
Had a gay guy subtly proposition me to have sex with him in a bathroom.
Get the number of a different girl and then I make out with the above girl ten feet from the new girl. The make out girl asks for my number.
Henry has a girl come to meet him. I’m on my own for much of the night, even though Henry and the girl stay at the club with me until the end.
Dancing with, clawing, and hand of godding tons of girls.
Apollonia Vitelli, who I went on a date with on Tuesday (2/26), shows up with her friends. Very happy to see her, dance with her a bit.
Then Nadia Onnuson, who I went on a date with literally just one day after Apollonia, also shows up!! Dance with her as well.
Apollonia reminds me that she has a boyfriend, but she really likes me. She says that she feels like she has known me her whole life. We make out hard.
Apollonia is one of the hottest girls I’ve ever done anything sexual with. There are moments where I'm looking at her and thinking, “Wow, I can’t believe I get to do this with a girl this hot.”
Dancing hard with Apollonia in front of Nadia.
Dancing with Nadia in front of Apollonia.
Dancing and talking with other girls in front of them both.
Introduce them both (not together though) to Henry, who’s with his girl.
At the end of the night, Apollonia drags me to the dance floor and starts making out with me really hard. I bump into some angry girl who literally pulls me away from Apollonia and yells in my face. I stare at her while she yells, then turn back to Apollonia. Kind of killed the vibe.
Apollonia leaves the club with her friends. Don’t know where Nadia is.
At 4 AM Busta Rhymes starts speaking. I didn’t even know he was here! This is the third time I’ve seen him out.
Home at 4:54 AM.
2/9/13 – Saturday – NYC
Finally got to have a long introspective discussion with Oliver. I had been waiting to do this since he began reading My Big TOE (book) in China months and months and months ago.
Good night out.
Tons of girls texting me for tonight… tons of options.
Been wearing the same sad rhinoceros T-shirt every time I’ve gone out meeting women over the past week. It smells like B.O., nice perfumes, and cigarettes.
Arrive in the Financial District at 10:11 PM.
Go to The Wooly for a big birthday celebration thrown by Olivia (12/1/12), who invited me, and her friends.
Start meeting people.
Say hi to Olivia.
Henry arrives.
Olivia tells me how funny I am.
Flirt with friends of the various birthday girls.
Leave at 11:10 PM without saying goodbye to Olivia.
Take train to Meatpacking District.
Meet two hot friends of Juli (1/18) who wanted me to bring them up to Le Bain. I gave Juli an impression that the girls would need me to get in! Henry and I meet the two girls at the Standard Beer Garden and then bring them up to…
Le Bain.
Very funny interaction with cute Asian girl.
As I’m reading my very explicit text message conversation with Monica (1/23/13) to Henry, two girls nearby overhear me. They tell me that they’ve heard a lot of my conversation with Henry so I let them read the chat transcript. The girls start asking about my sex life and I’m very candid, telling them about all the bathroom lays and how fun they are. I’m completely relaxed, very sprawled out, and the whole thing is hilarious.
Eventually I get the Asian girl, who’s the hotter of the two girls, lying on top of me and making out with me hardcore. It’s awesome. I tell the girl that we’re going into a bathroom and she’s compliant and even excited.
As we begin walking to the bathroom I actually have second thoughts…I have Monica, who’s hotter, coming to meet me and I’d rather save my sex drive for her.
Instead of taking this new girl into the bathroom and having sex with her, I go with her to the dance floor.
She’s humping me so hard on the dance floor that people are looking. She’s biting her lip and grabbing my crotch. I’m just standing there, feeling kind of bad because I’m not going to fuck her, and trying to figure out what to do.
Eventually the two girls we came in with walk by and I leave the Asian girl to start talking to them.
Monica (1/23).
Meet her outside and take her to the Standard Beer Garden.
Because she has a fiancé who owns a gun, I give her fake information about myself. To her knowledge, I am 25-year-old Andrew Pickles from Lake Michigan.
To my surprise (because she was sending me very explicit text messages about how she doesn’t care about cheating on her fiancé), she’s also freaking out about meeting me and expressing a lot of guilt. Like a true slime ball, I do my best to assuage it.
Make out with her a little bit.
Walk her towards the bathrooms in the Standard lobby, saying that we’re going somewhere more private. She’s being compliant, but unfortunately there’s a small line. I’m almost certain she would have come in with me had there not been a line. I decide against waiting in line, so she doesn’t freak out, and instead bring her up to…
Le Bain.
Make out with her harder here. She’s more into it and she’s grabbing my crotch. I’m telling her that we’re going to have sex.
A photographer starts taking photos of us so I hide her…I later make sure he deletes any photos he took of us.
Try bringing her to some bathrooms downstairs, but there’s an attendant. Try bringing her to the bathrooms that have views but she freaks out. I had kept telling her that she could leave at any time she wants. Finally, she does.
Stay at Le Bain and hit it up by myself for a short while then go…
Meet back up with Henry.
1oak.
Henry and I are let in no problem because I’m friends with the door guy.
It’s easily one of the best parties that I’ve ever been to. Because it’s fashion week, the crowd is much better than average and has tons of runway models, many of which are nearly my height in heals. Everybody was very fashionable and interesting looking. I was dancing hard and having a blast.
Made out with two different hot Norwegian women for a while and got both of their numbers.
Accidentally gave the wrong number to the less hot one (my phone was dead). Oh well.
Hotter one was Nadia (see 2/27/23).
The friend (2/2/13) of Jacky Hughes recognizes me and says hi while I’m making out with one of the Norwegians. I’m looking super high value.
Stayed until everybody was kicked out around 5 AM.
Phone died at 3 AM so I meditated in the train station while waiting 20 minutes for my train.
Home at 6:15 AM.