Jul 15, 2018
Why are you focusing so intently on those rocks?
“Can’t you see it?! Look at it REALLY hard, okay?!”
After a moment, he points at the rocks accusingly. “This one’s CLEARLY got an imprint of MY face on it-- but as Nuktuk, Hero of the South! That’s copyright infringement! SOMEBODY APPREHEND THESE BOULDER CRIMINALS.”No? No? Well, okay then! He rolls his sleeves up. “Someone’s gotta do it!” With a huff, he rotates his arms and punches out smoothly, sending a smaller rock sailing into them and destroying the offending surfaces. “HAH. Pathetic! The REAL Nuktuk would never fall that easily!”