When I'm in the staff meeting and someone asks if that new thing we launched this weekend received any traffic
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When I'm in the staff meeting and someone asks if that new thing we launched this weekend received any traffic
I'm usually like:
Bad Lip Reading: 2012 Debate Highlights
All these political channels sound like their doing their own half time show
Mitt Romney
You REALLY need to stop with that creepy smug stalker smirk.
Gives me the chills just seeing it.
Obama just needs to smack it off his face.
Celebrities Respond To The Third/Last 2012 Presidential Debate
Dane Cook: Romney loves talking about what he will do on “day 1.” I bet on day 2 he’s gonna play dance dance revolution Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Is Obama moderating this #debate?
Rob Lowe: Good Lord can the moderator shut up???
Kathy Griffin: I wish they would address the Armenian threat: the Kardashians.
Chris Rock: “I was gonna vote for [insert candidate] but after watching the debate I’m going to vote for [that exact same candidate.] – Everyone #debates” Busta Rhymes: “THIS IS THE BIGGEST WHOPPER EVER TOLD!! ROMNEY OUR PRESIDENT IS REALLY MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH U WHILE UR MAKING URSELF THE BIGGEST A** EVER!”
Troian Bellisario: “Romney’s getting schooled on how to be a president… By a president. Boomtown. #debates”
John Legend: obama’s making it very hard for romney to disagree with him without sounding like a hawk. romney is basically saying ditto all night.
Shannen Doherty: Blah blah blah…more of the same. Tired old song
I've been very critical of Obama and his policies. But one thing that is painfully clear tonight: Romney doesn't possess the intellectual prowess or diplomatic aptitude to be President. He's another trumped-up rich guy with daddy issues, trying desperately and pathetically to outshine his father.
-Shitt Romney
imagine watching this and playing it every time romney exists
im laughing my ass off
how I feel about all the debates