Digital Analysts of the World Unite

For the community of digital analysts and researchers out there. We know what it's like.

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When my tools are broken and I have to call Customer Support

I'm like:

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When I deliver a traffic update

If it's good news, the team is like:

If it's bad news, the team is like:

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When My Boss Leaves Early While I'm Stuck Here Buried in Monthly Reports

I'm like:

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When I'm torn between doing more work or just shutting it down for the day

(Most common issue for my Friday afternoon.)

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When the first question I get after my presentation is something I answered in my presentation

I'm like:

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When I'm asked to assist on a non-research project because I'm "good with spreadsheets"

I’m like:

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How 99% of vendor intro calls go if you're an analyst at a publisher

After 25 minutes of retailer use cases, I'm like:

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When non-analysts forward me articles they read about "The Future of Digital"

I'm like:

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When my excitement for the New Year was crushed by returning to work

I'm like:

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When I've spent all morning trying to get a report to load with no luck

I'm like:

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When I'm in a meeting and it hits me that our team nailed the presentation

I'm like:

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When I check the performance of a campaign I took over mid-way through

Usually, I'm like:

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When I start to think my job is basically to answer the same handful of questions over and over again

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When someone asks if we "should just add the unique visitors together"

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When I realize the client didn't even use the data I spent all day pulling

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When someone tells me they learned a new Excel function and thought I'd be "proud"

I’m like:

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When a co-worker asks if I have big plans for the weekend

What I say:

What I actually do:

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(Still true)