#21march2023

[liamakhmarh]

Nowruz is around the corner 🌾

[zainab123]

Mehfil Milad e Mustafa Youm e Muntaqily e Amanat e Elahiya 21st March 2023 Divine Trust

21st March is a very important day for the Divine seekers. It is the day when Sultan-ul-Faqr VI Sultan Mohammad Asghar Ali found his confidant in the form of Sultan-ul-Ashiqeen and transferred him the ‘’Divine Trust’’ on the orders of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) at Masjid-e-Nabvi.

Sultan-ul-Ashiqeen Sultan Mohammad Najib-ur-Rehman is the 31st Perfect Fakir of Sarwari Qadri Order. The Sarwari Qadri order starts from Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) and reaches to Sultan Bahoo (ra) through Shaikh Abdul Qadir Jilani (ra) and ultimately reaches to Sultan-ul-Ashiqeen. This channel spreads the teaching of Sultan Bahoo.

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

pants are unimportant when talking to strangers

after @cherokeeghostwriter

I save the pants for people that really know me, like the ones who bring over ube ice cream when we have potlucks. Fortunately, I change my boxer briefs daily for online staff meetings and answering the door.

I started micro-dosing about four months ago. I'm starting to see results. The potential side effects are low blood pressure and hypertrichosis. Neither have been an issue since I'm generally hairless and have mildly high blood pressure. I do have to shave more often now; my face, not my balls. 2.5 mg of minoxidil orally, daily. $3 for a 3 month supply. I didn't think I was this vain, but here we are. At least it's cheap.

My dad used to slather that stuff on his head in the 90's, with nothing to show for it. At one point, he ended up with doll-head in his pursuit of hairy glory after getting a procedure done in a third-world country.

I'm fighting genetics with drugs. Still hoping to live long enough for technology to make us into cool cyborgs or at least download our entire brains into digital format. I would create a sentient A.I. version of myself enhanced with all the available knowledge stored on the internet. It would be programmed to write poems and kill all humans. Not necessarily in that order.

Tumblr, no, I will not buy your $40 sweat pants. They're ugly  and I create content for you. I prefer that you pay me in tacos or cold hard cash. Cryptocurrency is never acceptable.

V/R,

The Monkey

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

pineapple watch 2023

It literally takes years to grow one pineapple.

It's delicious on pizzas with ham.

It also cures baldness and ED.

So done with spring. Bring on summer!