#221believer

[jeanprouvaires]

it's xkcd-style humour, and it's sosososo funny. Give it a look :)

[jeanprouvaires]

Bob's Cookies, or a fascinating story from a third-grader

So my sister handed me her notebook and told me that I needed to type this out for her because it was her homework. I did it just so I could read it because omfg i'm crying here

BOB'S COOKIES

    One day on Sunday at noon, Bob the blue giant and Puff the Magic Dragon were making cookies for a bake sale. Puff was super-confident about how they would turn out, but Bob was super-nervous that they would burn. As they made the cookies Bob grew more and more nervous.

    When they were done, Bob realized Bob was right, their cookies did burn. That was more terrible than it sounds; when cookies burn, they turn into robots that are programmed to take over the universe! The only way to stop them is to make special good robot cookies and send them to battle.

    While they were getting more flour from the shop, the burnt cookies were hitching a ride to Asia to start there. Word was spreading about the burned cookies there, so they created a memory eraser so they could quickly trick them into thinking that they were their ruler. It’s also a mind-control device so the other continents will get overwhelmed with the biggest continent in the world. Sadly, Bob and Puff knew nothing of this plan.

    Puff and Bob were afraid they would burn more cookies, so they asked their cat Puss in Boots to help. He said he would help, but they were going to have to check the cookies’ programming first to see what they are and what they’re doing. After they found out what the robots were doing and where they were, they started to make the cookies but realized they weren’t powerful enough. They thought of making a machine that reverses the shoot of the burned cookies gun.

    They made their way to Asia and got to the cookies right after they took off, so they started de-shooting everyone there. When they were done, one day had passed and they had to sleep in an old, abandoned house. When they woke, they were grateful that the cookies left a burned smell behind.

    They followed that trail. The cookies were heading to Africa. They were running all over until Puff flew up and dived down at them while Bob and Puss distracted them. Puff grabbed the robots and pinned them to the ground, Puss got out the memory jog machine and got the civilians back to normal, and Bob supervised. When they got back home, Puss said that they should probably just make brownies for the bake sale instead.

THE END.

[ceilingcharles]

I saw your post on my dash looking for a place for Erik to wreck... Disneyland is also in California, and it's really close to LA :)

I forgot that there were like a thousand Disneylands, oh god. Okay, I might actually pick that instead, since the map makes so much more sense to me. Adventure Land, and all that.

What is going on with Disney World in CA.

[mshacollinsarchive]

That's okay! Here's a new message to help start you over :)

Aw thank you! :)

[zaynofdelpha]

Your jily edit with Karen Gillan is amazing!! :D I was just wondering, but who did you use as James??

Thank you!

I used Aaron Johnson for James :)

[folklaurens]

ahh i dont know what else to ask, so marry me?? :P

ARE YOU MALE AND SCOTTISH BECAUSE AT THE MO' I'M ONLY TAKING MARRIAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WITH THOSE QUALITIES. 

JK I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY WIFE 

[folklaurens]

what colour are the walls in your house? (idk that sounds creepy now that i think of it lol)

MY ROOM IS GREEN MY LIVING ROOM IS LIKE A KHAKI CREAM MY KITCHEN IS MOSTLY WALLPAPER MY HALLWAY IS WHITE MY BROTHERS ROOM IS BLUE AND MY MOM'S ROOM IS CREAM.

YEAH I LIVE AT HOME STFU I'M A STUDENT

[folklaurens]

No! I was totally gonna ask you the same questions as that other follower D': but alas, instead; What is your favourite book?

HARRY POTTER AND THE ALL OF THE BOOKS