Five-minute laps. A surefire way to ruin any day. Since the usual people I would moan at/cry on are elsewhere today, I shall blog it instead. For the non-derby folk amongst you, the aim of the game is to skate as many laps of the track as you can in 5 minutes. Ultimately, the goal is to get 27, although my league's intermediary stage is 25. I tried laps for the first time 9-10 months ago, and I still just can't get it. I'm not a natural skater or sportsperson and none of the derby skills come particularly easy to me. But over time, I've managed a lot of them. But laps? It just feels like I'm trying to climb up a mountain coated with treacle. I was getting there, but I'm just slipping back down, unable to pull myself any further. It was fine when I was making progress - there was a while where I went up every week. But now it's been months, and I mean months, since I made any progress. If anything, I'm making backwards progress. Today, I skated several laps less than I have done in a long time. I do laps every week (sometimes twice a week), and I think I've reached my tipping point. I find the whole experience completely humiliating and demoralising. It makes me feel sick, it makes me feel miserable. On days like today, I will be trying to ward off tears for the whole rest of the day. I want to scream and I want to punch things. Hard. It makes me doubt that I'll ever make it in the roller derby world, even though it's something that I want so, so much. I just feel totally crap about my ability, my body and myself in general, and am starting to wonder why I bother. I don't want to do laps anymore, I really don't. They're ruining derby. And I'm only trying to reach 25. I won't be able to play the game until I get 27, which is so frustrating because I put so much into roller derby and I'm not even allowed to play it (not a dig at the rules here, I understand that they exist for a reason). It's just a hurdle that I don't think I can cross. And new people come, and they get the full 27 laps straight away, and here I am 10 months later still not even at 25. I hate myself so much for it. This post doesn't even do justice to what's going on in my bead. And I've heard it all so many times before. Don't compare yourself to other people. Bend your knees. Get lower. Crossover. Crossover more. Get a stronger underpush. Look around the corners. Push, push, push (really? does it look like I'm having a snooze on the track?). Relax. You're putting too much pressure on yourself. You've built this into such a big wall but it really shouldn't be. It's a mental barrier. You have to look at the positives, look how far you've come.You'll get there eventually. Push, push, push. Crossover crossover crossover. Technique, technique. Get lower. Faster, faster. Push, push, push. I'm told the same things by lots of people every week. I know it all, I could write a book. Does it help being told the same things over and over? No. I'm still in the same place I've been for months, but feeling shitter for it. I'm trying. I'm really fucking trying. But I don't want to anymore. I've had enough.