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my slight absence

I admit I have not been posting as often on this blog. This is not because of any lack of interest in supple muppet hole or lack of interest.

in truth, fellow muppets, I am having a crisis of faith.

as many of you know, I have a very intense personal history with h*rses. My own grandmother was consumed by one, her flesh torn like putty by its square and unassuming teeth. The community that has sprung up around the Croaker has been instrumental in healing from this trauma. I thank fan number 2303 most specifically. I have nothing but good to say about this lovely community and I do not wish to leave it.

My crisis lies with the very man who brought us together.

The croaker is becoming traitorous to my nature. He has embraced the very creatures who took so much from me. I do not know if I can go on worshiping a person who does not think of how many of his followers have been harmed by these creatures. I now find myself in the awkward position of having the man I have devoted myself to violating my very own DNI.

I would love some advice from my lovely community. Please advise. No matter what I will never forget the beautiful community I have been lucky to be a part of.

#272 posts #anti horse #the madness #the croaker #unreality #the void consumes us

was mini golfing and could not stop thinking about another green hole I miss. Sad!

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HES DEAD HES DEAD WE ALL CRY OUT IN JOY AND DESPAIR FOR THERE IS NO GOD THAT DOES NOT BLEED THERE IS NO GOD WHO DOES NOT DIE

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something is changing in me. I feel something primal. Something strange. A… resurrection. A feeling so intense. Lust. Greed. The desire to paint my face white. Something is happening. Something wicked.

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A retrospective

Kermit was a beautiful muppet. Though I only knew him through the Croaker and not in person, his hole and tales of his greatness warmed the hearts of people around the world. His warm, felten heart struck lust and love into the hearts of many. I would like to thank his adoring spouse(s), the Muppet Joker, for sharing his life with us, the good and the bad. People might say it’s crazy to mourn for a muppet, but what the weak see as a lifeless piece of felt, the enlightened see as a being who feels pain and pleasure. I am thankful that Kermit always had someone to penetrate his muppet hole and hold him at night.

Of course, we must talk about his death. Kermit was taken from us by Gerard Way, first rotting in a closet for weeks before being burned in a fiery grave. A tragedy like this has never been known, and to all of us who loved him it is an unimaginable blow. I only hope that he wasn’t aware of the maggots and the rot, and that when the flames licked his felt he could feel only warmth. I hope that it reminded him of the arms of his beloved, that the last thoughts through his green mind were of the life he spent with his lover inside him, sending warm spurts throughout his body.

Kermit lived a good life, if it was short. He had someone who loved him. He had a home, and for much of it he only knew pleasure. I hope that his memory will be immortalized not in his untimely demise, but in the joy he brought every day. Kermit helped to enlighten countless people to the Muppet Transformation Caves. He brought his delicious hole to the now growing muppetsexual community. He led a revolution, and we will not stop now that he is gone. The Muppet Revolution will not end here! We live in unprecedented times, and it calls for unprecedented levels of Muppetfication to solve our problems. In Kermit’s loss will will find new life. We will work to make sure that his sacrifice will not be in vain.

I leave you with the words of our father.

“Don’t fuck with a muppet unless you’re ready for his Sharp Teeth and Wicked Hole!”