No cheese in the phouse | 28.02.2026
Question: It is a known phact that Phil despises cheese but Dan likes it. The real question is is there cheese in the phouse? Does Dan have a little snack of cheese when Phil is on the other side?
Dan: Oh, it sounded like Phil wanted to answer that.
Phil: No, you can answer it. Well, tell them about your cheese intake.
Dan: No. I am not allowed.
Phil *protesting*: You are allowed!
Dan: I am not allowed cheese in the house.
Phil: My problem is that a cheesy smelling fridges, I can't stand that. If you put it in a sealed box, you're allowed it.
Dan: Honestly, objective truth. Cheese stinks, and once you open it: cheese. And here's the thing I can't just be one person eating cheese.
Phil: By the way, I'm talking about like smelly stilted cheese here, I'm not talking about a bit of mozzarella in a bag.
Phil: No. You can snack on a babybel all you want.
Dan: But if I was going to have cheese, I'd want the interesting cheese, and interesting cheese smells bad. Eh, here's the thing, 100%...
Phil *mimic*: Here's the thing. 100%.
Dan: Ehh, solo buying cheese is crazy.
Dan: Am I supposed to eat all that cheese by myself? That just feels weird. So I'm not going to do it.
Phil: So you just wait until you go to someone else's house where they give you a cheese board.
Dan: When you're at a restaurant and they go, do you want dessert, and you go I'll have the cheese plate, please. When the fuck do I ever do that?
Phil: What is wild to me is when someone chooses cheese as a dessert and not the dessert. I'm like...
Dan: Tell you when I get cheese. On a plane. They give you cheese and crackers on a plane sometimes. They take away your thing and then they just give you a little biscuit with a block of cheese.
Phil: A little cheese and a cracker. Depends on the plane. Sometimes they do not do anything.
Dan: British Airways are the type that would just slide you a cracker.
