#2am text post

[crowkidburnout]

honest to god what i really need right now is someone to murder me, but in a deeply romantic way

[missmeowzers]

Its almost 2am and my birthday is tomorrow and i feel old and tired

[boogerporn]

That Making my way downtown joke is so popular on tumblr, that I feel like even if the song is actually about murder, the only like that matters is that one..

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound

da da da da da, da da, da da da da da

Slaughtering everyone, everyone in the crowd,

da da da da da, da da, da da da da da

And I'll kill you,

And I'll destroy you,

and how I wonder...

If I could kill a million lives

Do you think time would pass me by,

Cause you know I'd slaughter a thousand people, If I could just see you,

If I could just murder you,

Tonight!

[murderwiife]

life goal: murder every person that was born on my birthday because that's just plain rude

[bonedeathbeth]

its funny how americans are quick to put up a defense against any nation threatening their 'freedom' but they are also quick to take away 'freedom' from half of their own country because they have identified as female does the female brain pose as a threat to america, will the female brain bomb your greedy bastard arse?

[sassytail]

I know its been said many times i dont even remember where i saw it said first but Cis dudes really did get the short end of the stick like I can choose. Literally any dick i want. Hell i can have a hundred dicks if i really wanted to. Any size i want. It could be purple if i wanted it to be. I could have a literal rainbow of dicks. not to mention ill never have to deal with getting hit in the balls or an unwanted boner.