Nier Automata character headcanons as things you've done pretty please?
2B was tired, and getting frustrated with the squawking of a seagull that seemed to be following her around. She tried to use her pod to lower the volume. It took her a minute to realize why she couldn’t.
9S underestimated how slick wet concrete stairs would be. He tried to run up a flight of them, slipped halfway up, and pitifully slid down while 2B and Jackass watched with blank expressions.
A2, knowing that the sand would irritate her and exposure to the sun for a long period of time would burn her, decided to dedicate a few hours to trying to bury herself in the desert. Later on, she wondered why she felt so terrible.











