So i'm replaying Nier Automata again and everyone must agree that 9S is a pathetic loser and must be thrown into the sun
if you disagree you should unfollow now /joke /lh
also, LOL, just something i thought of, Vox has his hypnosis powers and 9S has his hacking abilities WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING LIKE COME ON
And both Vox and 9S extrimely smart and compitent... until they see their respective interests and lose every braincell they had (i'm still fuming at how STUPID 9s becomes when 2b is near, like, my guy was JUST repaired, given the VERY EXPENSIVE flight unit, only to crash into the boss dealing no damage whatosever and only badly hurting himself AGAIN *slamming my head on the table*. And literally few minutes ago when he was helping remotely, by just hacking enemies, HE WAS SO FUCKING COMPETENT AND HELPFUL AND USEFUL, BUT THE MOMENT HE SEES 2B'S SKIRT, HIS INTELLEGENCE DROPS TO HIS PROBABLY NON-EXISTENT DICK. And let's not speak about so called act 3, oh boy...)
So yeah. I hate 9s. We should throw him into the sun. With Vox, according to my discord.
Funny how i don't hate Vox and his pathetic crush on Alastor, even though he's also losing all the braincells... BUT AT LEAST HIS CRASHOUT WAS FUCKING COOL AND EPIC, WHILE 9S... 9s was fucking pathetic, just drop the building on him, reduce him to atoms, end his sufferings, god damn it why can't you die like a normal person, why have you be like this.
(also, if we live in some fucking insane split of reality and exicutioner theory becomes canon (which won't happen this theory makes no sense), this crossover just gonna get even more spice LOL) (because nier automata lategame spoiler alert 2b is actually 2e, e stands for exicutioner, and her job is to literally kill 9s whenever he learns something he isn't supposed to)
