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Sora, beating the piss out of xehanort with only his fists:

Riku: Babe, stop-

Kairi: SLAY, KING!!!! SLAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

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Some unsuspecting fool: "I don't really like Sora, he's-"

Riku and Kairi:

Omae wa mo shindeiru

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Bro what is it about your fave ship that really do just be feeling like I'm coming home everytime i consume content of it? I see it or think about them and I am immediately happier.

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I dunno, i just like the idea that Riku and Kairi are aggressively fond of Sora. Like, these two are his BIGGEST stans. They both are like, "you touch one hair on his perfect little head and I'll personally castrate you." Riku scoops him up and hugs and smooches him a lot. Kairi does the same and also glares at passerbys. They would commit a felony for him.

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Riku & Kairi are proud moronsexuals

Sora: Guys, how do I dial 911??

Riku & Kairi: Sora you're so fucking stupid, take me now ...

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Sora: h-

Riku and Kairi:

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Riku: *smothering Sora in kisses*

Sora: *snuggling Riku to death*

Kairi in the back, chugging down a cold one:

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Sora, singing to the beginning part of the chocobo theme: I want to hug and kiss my friends all dayyy~! ❤🎵🎶

Riku and Kairi, barely able to contain their overwhelming adoration: