The awesome story of Bucky and Ava’s reunion as told by Luis: Well, it all began when Scottie dropped by, well, not exactly dropped by, we kinda work together, but he was like sorta under a house arrest, and now he was with those cool shades and baseball cap, like, look, I’m totally undercover, no way cops gonna see it, and here my side kicks, like, super smart doc and this awesome lady, and we are running from Baba Yaga, I mean she’sn’t real Baba Yaga, she can’t fly, it’s just we are fleeing away from her, cause she’s like totally comes from nowhere and goes through the walls, and she is like totally scary if she doesn’t stop, and she almost never stops and constantly disappears, and then there are two of them! I mean, the second one isn’t Baba Yaga, cause he isn’t a girl, he is like Terminator, but not from the future, more like the past, cause he is Cap’s friend, that one Cap that’s Cap America whom Scottie tried to help in Germany and got arrested for it, but come on, who thinks about it when there is Cap and he is like “Come on, man, gonna save the world with us?” And this Terminator and Baba Yaga are like totally pals, cause he didn’t even flinch when she just appeared under his nose and fell on him, and he said they used to work together, and he was actually here to ask Scottie to go visit Cap in Africa, cause it’s totally warm down there and have cool tech and vibranium, but since Baba Yaga is now here, they can totally all go. And Baba Yaga was like where have you been, you Darth Vader knock-off, cause I wake up in my fish tank and you aren’t in Bucharest, and I couldn’t find a trace of you, and he is like sorry, babe, I, like, got triggered again and lost some of my memories and still patching them up, I thought you were killed, and she was like I thought you were killed, like Foster told me that, and he is like who’s Foster, cause I’ll totally beat him up for you, and I’m like “Dude, is this arm metal, like stainless steel or something”, and he is laughing and all like “That’s vibranium, betcha you guys’ve never seen anything like this” and I’m like “Yep, I mean nope, we get Iron Man, but not vibranium”, and he’s like, there is more of that stuff in Wakanda, like you guys can totally come with me, and their princess, who’s like king’s sister, she’s like supersmart and can heal Baba Yaga, and now we are all going to Wakanda cause vibranium, man, that’s like seriously cool stuff here.
