#2lyear

[keltora]

law school passion

(conversations with friends who are fellow law students)

Me: "Look I'm usually not conservative. But something about criminal procedure makes me want the police to have a warrant for everything. Especially my open field..... >_>"

Friend: "So I take it you are not a fan of the open field rule."

(Dramatically turns to my friend with a pissed off look)

Me: "Heck yes! The open field rule and that bitch adverse possession can go to hell!"

(friends slowly back away)

Moral of the story. Don't come on my property or touch my open field unless you have warrant signed by a judge. 

Well that and the more you learn about the law, the more laws you find that you loath! (and some that you like of course loll) 

[longing-for-lovely]

Deferred Exams

Everyone else: sitting around the law school still cramming. Me: don't know, don't care.

[longing-for-lovely]

I would rather walk across a bed of hot coals, then nails, then soak my feet in acid than study for patent law...

[longing-for-lovely]

Dear Teachers,

Why the hell are you still speaking?  It is a week before finals.  I have reached my limit.  How can you possibly still expect me to be learning things for these tests?  Seriously?!

Sincerely,

The zombie in the second row...