Feb 26, 2022
Ming: making my way downtown, walking fast-
Wayo: slow the fuck down, you spindly asshole
Ming: walking slightly slower to accommodate my vertically challenged friend
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Ming: making my way downtown, walking fast-
Wayo: slow the fuck down, you spindly asshole
Ming: walking slightly slower to accommodate my vertically challenged friend
Pha: [pretends to stretch arms]
Pha: [puts arm around Wayo]
Wayo: [smiles at Pha]
Ming: [watches Pha]
Ming: [looks at Kit next to him]
Ming: [pretends to stretch]
Ming: [hits Kit in the face with his elbow]
Ming: [mumbles] Oh shit.
Kit: What the fuck!?
Pha: did you...did you just sign a legal document with pink glitter gel pen?
Wayo: yes, it's pretty, fuck you
Pha: aww, some child drew a funny-looking dog
Kit: there aren't any children here
Wayo: *clenching his jaw* it's a giraffe
Wayo: Please? For me?
Pha: Don’t do that.
Wayo: What?
Pha: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time.
Wayo: Please? For me?
Pha: ...Okay
Kit: What did I tell you about lying?
Wayo, sadly: It only works on P’Pha