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you can't fuck the wabbajack. this thing right here, it's gonna turn whatever ungodly part of yourself you tried to fuck it with into a mudcrab. is that what you want? crab dick? chicken titties? don't even try for the shower of gold coins. don't roll those dice buddy
shit
i'm turning 30 in 5 months and it's making me feel like an old
We can old together.
2wizards1wand replied to your photo:the leader of australia, ladies, gentlemen and...
tony abbott is terrible but when i look up this specific quote, it goes to the comedy section of an australian site? i think this is unfunny satire / fake news?
http://m.theaustralian.com.au/news/prime-minister-tony-abbott-describes-islamic-state-as-being-worse-than-the-nazis/story-e6frg6n6-1227510345761?nk=d44d3ce55d5d9f63fcfa966ce69c6abc-1441266582 what i posted was satire but it's also like not far from the truth
2wizards1wand replied to your photo “It’s too much”
this is a good cat
He’s the worst cat but he’s so cute. And he’s had no major biting incidents for like a whole 2.5 days now.
2wizards1wand replied to your post:2wizards1wand replied to your post:i also got a v...
"i’ll get the ~glasses~"
orpheus probably has lovely taste in stemware
2wizards1wand replied to your post: artists who don’t draw doctor strange’...
important question: is his jerking off hand okay
both hands are damaged so nah. i'm sure he's figured out a way to get by tho. lol
i think in most cases he would be able to still have enough control to jerk it. maybe not as awesomely as he'd like but *shrug*
2wizards1wand replied to your post:
stephen’s bar of soap in the shower just…covered in pubes
that's gross, stephen. trim your pubes at least so there aren't long ass pubes making the soap look like a little hairy monster
stephen's gross
2wizards1wand replied to your post:I’m at Einstein bagels rn and they’re playing the...
is that the zoom zoom song
yup
