Thc nicotine and caffeine
my fucking favorite things
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I'm not talking about the oven
of train wreck for nothin
watch this trainwreck a-comin
I should have just layed around
with my ounce of freshly cut meds
gotta go fast like sonic but i'm way too high
i think gravity has completely stopped working on me
i'm pretty sure i'm floating but then redlights slow me down
i'm gonna explode in the brain
and it's just a feeling, just keep looking straight
nothing to worry about it's a beautiful day
my cd player's playing some old alice in chains
boy his voice really gets to me, speak to me lane
and i just keep driving and then i'm realizing
I missed my fucking exit for school because I'm high me
and not normal audrey d, nope she left the building
it's just audrey danger and i'm here for the taking
cause i'm taking whats left and making it even better
heres some brand new ideas that you wont even remember
i make you think about how the universe is fuckin crazy
i make you forget shit and feel fucking lazy
but it's okay because you like me and don't deny it
i'm that bad boy boyfriend that you have to keep quiet
i'm the devil on your shoulder but I know that you like me
so i've made my home here in the back of your psyche
and I also made you miss your exit back there I know
why don't you say high to my friend, she's pre-rolled
with that american spirit
and bring the flame right near it
puff puff drag on the end of me
feel a 5 second high and then blow on me
you hold me out the window as we drive
the sun's coming up what a beautiful time
I might have to have two of 3 of these guys
as I hold it in my right hand,
at the back of my throat and
it feels kind of good in a way
even though i tell myself today
but for now my self destructive habit remains
if it were up to me i'd always be smoking only J's
but I have to be able to use my brain
so a cigarette cures that oral fixation i crave
it's not about the nicotine even though that's okay
i don't really get that feeling, i just like to be sane
cause I can't relax without a deep breath
of somethings that's not oxygen in my chest
at least i don't cut my wrists
or knock back fifths and start freakin
i just like to get lit with my friends on the weekend
and during the week not as much
so I turn to cigarettes for some personal fun
just me and the smoke that comes out of my mouth
that's the devil that lives on my other shoulder now
but with the two on either side of me
sometimes I get to high and I need to come down
one's there for when the other gets to strong
and I fucking hate that but i'm tagging along
even though sometimes both of you are wrong
that's why my third friend has just as much brawn
but I like it with a little cream
like the man of my dreams
even though you're number 3
on my list of my most favorite things
but coffee, let me espresso myself
I was just 15 when you made me melt
just a cup of joe so warm inside
or iced if I want bitter sweet and spice
there is no downside unless you like to sleep
but that concept right now is foreign to me
the adult part life sometimes really gets to me
and the scary part is i'm only 19
and getting up for school
the most stressful thing I do all day
i mean it fucking takes a bowl,
to get me out of bed and to school on time
and if the first two fail the charms on the third time
number 3, coffee you mean the most to me
with out you I wouldn't even be earning money
the barista life is sweet i'm always high on caffein
even at work I can get my fix, it's pretty sweet
and a coffee run is what inspired this very song
first i toked, then I smoked, and then thought
about how I do this every now and then
all three things in my body combine and
i'm inspired to write and create whats inside
or I just try to get to school and seem alright
and not high, but I am I can't lie
math makes so much more jesus christ
I just seem like a normal girl in a normal world
but looks can be deceiving just like fake pearls
but i'm realer than real I try to keep it unique
cause i'm the queen from mountains to beach
from rock to sand clouds to ground
i wear my own personality
and no matter what happens I never fucking frown
and I got my 3 loyal friends that keep me from coming down