Drunk John was a kind man, the likes of which I’ve never seen But Drunk John could fight like a bastard Yeah, Drunk John knew how to get mean And Drunk John taught me a thing or two About how to win and how not to lose Lectured me on politics, women, money and booze damn near everything in between too But the kindest thing Drunk John did for me was he taught me how fight like a bastard he taught me how to get mean.











