#3490

[cherryteddy]

In my design, when Steve absorbs a certain amount of liquid from Natasha, she will revert to her human form until she gets enough liquid to become a slime again💦 Natasha looks like a cute jelly in her slime form, but she may not be a tasty one🤭

[cosm1cbrownie]

DOWN BOY!!

[3490 becuase IT'S THEM OKAY!!! REBLOGS & LIKES AE APPRECIATED LOVE U GUYS XX]

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#3490

Komander

Daniel Garcia

Voting ended onMay 10

[thewertsearch]

TG: oh so this is the trollplanet TG: pretty cool not really what i pictured AA: what did you picture […] TG: a bunch of trolls flying around in little grub pods constantly screaming at each other through bullhorns shaped like buckets AA: thats very silly and a little perverse […] AA: but actually that sounds like what it might have been like on some parts of the planet sooo

Aradia lived out in the boonies, so she's not much of an authority on cosmopolitan life in Alternia. Sollux is the city boy, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was what his area was like.

TG: so what am i supposed to do now that im dead […] TG: where are the fucking hauntoffs at is what im asking AA: i dont know about hauntoffs AA: but there is plenty of time to satisfy various curiosities you might have about existence and whatnot

I guess even this neighbourhood has a Janet.

... man, I miss The Good Place. I’ve been rewatching clips from the show this week, and it's actually got a lot in common with Homestuck. They're both character-driven stories with enormous scope, centered around a bizarre institution which governs all of reality.

AA: there are all sorts of friends to meet AA: ones you already know and ones you dont

Is Aradia referring to members of her own team, or are there ghosts from entirely different sessions floating around the Bubbles?

Feferi was prophesized to unite only two races, something she's achieved through the Horrorterrors. This implies we won't be seeing any other alien species, but we could see other human Players. Technically, it also means we could see other trolls, but that's pretty unlikely. As far as we're aware, Alternia only spawned a single session.

Anyway - the more I think about these Dream Bubbles, the more I'm starting to realize how much strategic potential they have. Affinity for the Furthest Ring is a genuine boon, and being a Derse Dreamer is more advantageous than I thought.

AA: time is like a game […] AA: and games are fun but sometimes you dont realize how much fun you were having until theyre all over AA: and sometimes you look back and realize for some stupid reason you werent having any fun at all!

What an interesting sentiment that I’m sure is not at all autobiographical.

Aradia spent the entire session as a robot with zero agency, and never got to use her powers for her sake, instead of the timeline's. It makes perfect sense that she didn't have fun with her Aspect.

Tavros! My man, Tavros!

Alright, this is actually fantastic. Tavros died before he could reveal Vriska's batshit plan to the team, but Aradia has handed him a second chance. All he has to d-

AT: lOOKS LIKE i FOUND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU, AT: wHEN, i GUESS, AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, […] TG: are those sick fires youre packing there TG: you best not be bringin that fire into my bubble less you plan on dropping that shit

-he's just here to rap, isn't he.

[max-the-many]

He finally got it!...

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[saraceaser]

'Stony/SteveTony isn't canon'

Uh, Yes It Is, and it's factual that they are shipped by the creators.

Let me introduce you to Marvel Universe 3490, AKA:

'That time it was said in the comics that there was a universe where Tony Stark was born a girl as Natasha Stark and got married to Steve, preventing the Civil War and everything that comes with it because of said marriage.'

After the Civil War ended in Steve's death along with a lot of other things, in Universe 616 (the original comics universe) they threw this nugget of information into the wild.

Like that's some Fanfic level idea but it's 100% canon.

Who else but someone who actively ships them would just throw this into the comics as what is essentially a little fun fact?

That if only Tony and Steve would've gotten together, it would've fixed a Lot of problems. (And only didn't because they're cowards when it comes to lgbtqia+ stuff, let's be honest here)

You can't tell me with this existing that Stony isn't canon. It quite Literally is.

But the way they're written? The way they interact?? Across all universes???

I mean it was even referenced in the Avengers Academy game, multiple times. (And by various characters pointing it out.)

Honestly if they weren't cowards about lgbtqia+ representation we would've gotten a Lot more than this.

So...

Yes.

Stony/SteveTony is canon.

And also they should kiss and get married, because it would, in fact, fix a lot of things. Or if nothing else make me a lot more interested in Marvel again, lol.

(and they should totally do a 3490 run, I'm on my Knees begging for it-)

[dirigibleplumbing]

trans Natasha Stark (Marvel 3490) collage for @starvels for the Marvel 616 Steve/Tony discord's stocking exchange