#3862

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writing tip #3862:

APPARENTLY the world isn't ready for an "x reader" novel with me as the love interest

[thewertsearch]

Curt manners. Egregious womanizing. Murdering the help. Casual arson. [o] Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette. But it is the desecration of a priceless timepiece where I must draw the line. I'm afraid I must now insist that you take your beating quite personally.

The man's beating Slick's ass to the ground with Homestuck itself. I’ve been waiting to see how Scratch himself would mix it up, and it was absolutely worth the wait. The guy’s got style.

Not the Scotty Dogs!

Alright, Doc, I can excuse causing the apocalypse, but I have to draw the line somewhere. You're going straight the fuck down to G-tier.

EB: hello? EB: you didn't fly off to fight jack yet, did you? […] EB: anyway, all that stuff you said sounds fun to me, i have hells of the cage flicks in my library. EB: i do not even care that you're an alien! you see, cage is the universal constant which unites us all. EB: well… […] EB: i will look forward to your message in the future. […] AG: OH MY FUCKING HELL, THIS IS SO INSANELY AWKWARD AND SAD.

It's honestly a good thing that Vriska's already out of the picture. It'd really suck to watch someone read through a bunch of embarrassing texts you wrote, while you were awkwardly coming to terms with the fact that you're down bad for an alien.

That'd really suck, wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it, Vriska?

It’s actually pretty interesting that Scratch fights like a brawler, since he really doesn't feel like the type to get his hands dirty. Maybe he's not quite as prim and proper as he makes himself out to be.

As for Slick, I’m just impressed at his constitution. He just took a blow that essentially tore a phone directory in two, and he's still on his feet.

...well, I might be counting my chickens before they're hatched, actually. Let's check in on him in a couple of pages.

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#3862

Effy

Orange Cassidy

Voting ended onMay 18

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: October 31, 2022

Lyrics:

I could have my Gucci on

I could wear my Louis Vuitton

But even with nothing on

Bet I made you look (I made you look)

I'll make you double take soon as I walk away

Call up your chiropractor just in case your neck break

Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you gon' do? Ooh

'Cause I'm 'bout to make a scene, double up that sunscreen

I'm 'bout to turn the heat up, gonna make your glasses steam

Ooh, tell me what you, what you, what you gon' do? Ooh

When I do my walk, walk

I can guarantee your jaw will drop, drop

'Cause they don't make a lot of what I got, got

Ladies, if you feel me, this your bop, bop

(Bop, bop, bop)

I could have my Gucci on (Gucci on)

I could wear my Louis Vuitton

But even with nothing on

Bet I made you look (I made you look)

Yeah, I look good in my Versace dress (take it off)

But I'm hotter when my morning hair's a mess

But even with my hoodie on

Bet I made you look (I made you look)

(Hmm-hmm-hmm)

And once you get a taste, you'll never be the same

This ain't that ordinary, it's that 14 karat cake

Ooh, tell me what you, what you

What you gon' do? Ooh

When I do my walk, walk

I can guarantee your jaw will drop, drop

'Cause they don't make a lot of what I got, got

Ladies, if you feel me, this your bop, bop

(Bop, bop, bop)

Songwriter:

I could have my Gucci on (Gucci on)

I could wear my Louis Vuitton

But even with nothing on

Bet I made you look (said I made you look)

Yeah, I look good in my Versace dress (take it off)

But I'm hotter when my morning hair's a mess

But even with my hoodie on

Bet I made you look (said, I made you look)

Meghan Trainor / Sean Maxwell Douglas / Luis Federico Vindver Arosa

SongFacts:

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Homepage:

Meghan Trainor

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Clearing out my camera rol 3862/?

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