I want to curl up in lettuce like a blanket and dream about other lettuce

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I want to curl up in lettuce like a blanket and dream about other lettuce
People be using their calculators for the classic 0.1134 and that infantile 1358008 BS, meanwhile 10345 gets no representation and we as a society can do better
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So my supervisor at work informed me that upper management spoke to him about how I was roaming the halls before the end of my shift, a surveillance which is creepy in itself. Anyway, I just got out of a training with four other people, and none of us, including my supervisor, had any cares to give about the last few minutes during which nothing significant would be accomplished by going back in.
Coincidentally, during these fifteen minutes the Business Man Caught™️ me Wasting™️, I thought I'd practice doing the best act I could as an NPC, walking blank-minded and emotionlessly until I came up to a wall, then stopping, turning ninety degrees, and continuing to walk.
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I ate one of those candy corn pumpkins yesterday so it's the Halloween season now
There's a fucking minion meme put up in one of the offices at my place of employment