#3rd lifesmp

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#180

Grian: this is such a creepy song, wouldn’t it be cool if someone played it while a murder happened

bdubs: that can be arranged

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#165

Scar: this push pop is really good

grian: that’s a glue stick scar

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#169

scott when he married jimmy: there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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#172

lizzie when she married joel in empires: there are many benefits being a land biologist

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#168

Joel: I’m so happy that we’re doing third life together!

lizzie: same!

joel: i can’t wait to team up, we will be unstoppable together

lizzie: and I totally can’t wait to not chop your head off with an axe with sharpness three, smite two and efficiency five, it will be named ichop because I stole it from cleo who stole it from impulse who stole it from grian then renamed it

joel: be honest, are you gonna chop my head off with an axe?

lizzie: now why would you think that

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#158

Joel: it’s too dark to see

grian: I got this *picks up scar and cracks him like a glow stick*

joel: what-

scar: I swallowed a glowstick

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#154

Scar: reporting live from the stabbing, sir how does it feel to be stabbed

impulse: not good

scar: well there you have it folks, now back to jellie for the weather

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#149

someone: so what skills do you guys have

scott and jimmy: we have access to potions

Bdubs and Cleo: we have a crastle, which works as a good military base

grian: on occasion I make good decisions

someone: that’s not a skilll

scar: trust me without him we would all be dead