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[handageddon]

I don't care how you found out you can use mozzarella sticks as a stylus, I'm more wondering where the heck you got gluten free mozz sticks

oh I meant string cheese! but I do have some gluten free breadcrumbs if I ever wanted to fry up my own mozzarella sticks myself

[gooeychewy]

I mean smooth cookie butter has the same texture as peanut butter just... Tastes like a cookie. And it's so much better than peanut butter tbh. (Just avoid if you're like, gluten intolerant.)

I’ve heard of cookie butter a couple times, but I’ve never tried any! It sounds absolutely heavenly though omg, like.....spreadable cookie dough......

It sounds great enough on its own, but imagine spreading cookie butter on a cookie....cookieception my dude

[dessertstims]

Unpopular opinion: I really really hate avocados. They taste like grass mush. Whyyy!? I don't get it. I've had friends like 'but you're Mexican aren't avocados--' NO. Consistency, taste, blehhhhhh

bruh right? I dunno if you saw my other ask where I mentioned it but, I hatedddd avocados.. I think they are okay in sushi and am just kinda.. letting em in like burritos or stuff where i cant feel the texture.. but the texture is a HUGE turn off for me with avocados.. the taste isn’t very good either? theres nothing about it that makes it good.. its just.. not a disgusting flavor for me. But yeah.. not an avocado fan and I’m hispanic too.

[handageddon]

:o I always wondered why my Siamese is cross-eyed... (She's a rescue, so I don't know her history other than her owners were foreclosed on)

The retinas of the siamese cats are slanted so that they have to cross their eyes to see straight

idk how they achieved the siamese coloration without the cross eyed genes, I don’t know genetics- although I remember from briefly having a siamese cat that the cross eyed gene is actually healthier for the cat that the straight eyed one.

they’re super prone to overeating, very susceptible to liver ailments, and don’t have inside voices.

[handageddon]

i feel like youre either 5'7 or 5'9

I wish!!!

[handageddon]

cursed fruït. . . Tomatoe

10/10 colorwise, ???/10 texturewise.

Causes me to be ill when overindulged in but offers my favorite flavor profile

CAN ALLEGEDLY BE PEELED? I can’t even cut them in even slices…

if you try and grow them in your kitchen but accidentally get a non-terminating variety, it WILL cover 2/3ds of your kitchen

[gooeychewy]

God I used to chew on those rubber balls as a kid?? But they did kinda taste like rubber to me. They were also crumbly... How am I not dead.....

Yeah they sure were crumbly!! Kinda like those translucent artists’ erasers lol! I don’t remember them tasting rubbery, but that could just be my awful memory ^^;; (Or maybe back then when I chewed the one that I chewed, I was so frantic that I didn’t notice or something lmao)

[gooeychewy]

You also have a replica moon stick that's broken? xD

LOL YEAH

It’s not exactly broken, it’s just old and the paint is pretty chipped bc I got it when I was 5 or 6 and played with it a lot! I call it broken though because the batteries are all the way run out, so when you press the button to make it light up and make noises it makes sounds like it’s possessed lmao, I guess I could replace the batteries but it needs a screwdriver I think, and I’m lazy ^^;

I was gonna add a picture of it but I can’t find it? It’s hiding around here somewhere though haha