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[sciocxo-blog]

L0UD V4U3D N015535 1 G077 4 MR01R41L FUFKC Y355?!11?1/!!?/?11!?!!!?

[derogatoryemployed]

this is fucking pathetic

i am fucking pathetic

[bunny-sim]

Played the CAS demo and then realized that the release date is actually in like less then three weeks and I'm freaking out because i'm actually not ready.

[loveandscience]

Working through this list of AU’s

THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD PACKAGE (sEX TOYSSS) TO THE WRON GHOUSE AU

Gregory, I know we've been dating a considerable amount of time, but I'm a little uncomfortable with you shipping these kinds of things to my flat. -M

What are you talking about? -G

Your recent order of... magazines. Although I'd hardly call them that. -M

Fuck, I put the wrong address. I'll get on the website and change it. -G

I have to admit, though, I didn't realize you were into this. -M

Oh my god, Mycroft, I'm not into it. It's not for me. -G

Just holding it for a friend? -M

Look, whatever you think of me, I'm not... that. I'm not gross, it's not like I have some secret fetish. -G

I have kids! -G

Yes, all the more reason this could be a deal-breaker. Being a parent and having that kind of interest, it's just wrong, Gregory. -M

Christ. You're a git, Mycroft Holmes. -G

I am merely expressing concern that you would feed such an interest. Why did you have my address in mind, anyway? -M

I am never multitasking again. Bugger off. -G

I'll see you at the usual time, then. -M

Greg knocked on Mycroft's door around 7 PM, shifting nervously on his feet. "Here," he shoved the package into the politician's arms when the door opened. "This is what was meant to go to your place. Now give me the other one."

The taller man nodded his head toward the box in the corner, and Lestrade headed toward it.

"Can't you stay for dinner?" Mycroft asked innocently, setting his box on the coffee table.

"I need to get this," he lifted the package up, "to my daughter."

"But will you come back afterwards?"

The DI shrugged. "I don't know."

"I'm sorry for teasing you. I know you're not really like that. Someone that would pervert a show intended for children." It was a truly horrific sight, if Greg were being honest, to see Mycroft giving puppy-eyes.

"Alright," he gave in, smiling, "I'll be back in an hour or so." Greg gave Mycroft a quick peck on the lips. He hefted the bundle of My Little Pony magazines to a more comfortable position and started out the door. "Oh," he turned back a moment, a faint bit of red creeping up his cheeks, "there'll also be a box of figurines coming. Be on the lookout for that."

Mycroft laughed quietly to himself as his lover shut the door behind him.