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thats the ghost in the shell my dude

1 HAVE BL00D 1N M3 1 JUST D1DNT TH1NK 1 W0ULD HEAR 1T

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A gift wrapped box appears in Mituna's living space! How did Coco get there? Doesn't matter, not important! Inside lays a custom Furby with a Part 3 Jotaro theme! It has his signature ornamented hair-hat and trenchcoat-length gakuran with a chain attached, and its voice box has been altered to sound deeper than the average Furby. Its fur is a dark blue with a gray belly, and its eyes are teal. Within the same box lies a small card reading "Merry belated Christmas!! - Luv, Coco".

Months in the past, but not many...

There is something in your house. 

‘Tis the season for giving, sure, and you’re familiar enough with transportalization to expect random gifts. 

But you’ve also seen enough of it to expect random threats, so you’re wary. 

>Open the box

It’s a Furby. Aren’t these things supposed to be haunted? 

You lift it up and inspect it. It’s a customized JoJo Furby, so it’s probably new. This puts you at ease a little. Reading the note, you’re surprised. You didn’t expect anything from Coco, or from anybody other than your quadrants, really. You also have no idea how Coco would have acquired such an object, or what qualities she may have imbued it with. Still, this is nice. 

>Fondly regard Jotaro

Once again, you lift the Furby, holding it at arms length. You tilt it back and forth, waiting for a reaction. Is this thing on? Does it respond to sound? You open your mouth to address it. 

“Uh...”

And then it tears you a new one. 

You drop the thing and bolt to the other side of the room. 

Yep, it’s haunted, you decide.

Eventually you worked up the courage to move it to a shelf in your respiteblock. It’s been sitting there, balefully glowering at you ever since. 

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congratulations! you now have a hard boiled egg!

THANKS F0R 0FFER1NG ME AN0THER EGG 1N TH1S TRY1NG T1ME

@gho2ty D0 Y0U WANT 1T N0W 0R T0M0RR0W 0R SH0ULD 1 EAT 1T

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you now have a fried egg :)

UM

WH

THANKS??

1 GUESS 1LL EAT 1T

THE F1VE SEC0ND RULE CAN BE A TEN SEC0ND RULE R1GHT?

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⚙️🎧🍜💤🐝?

0KAY 1M PUTT1NG MY 1NTERPRET1NG G0GGLES 0N

D0 1  A R0B0T WANT T0 L1STEN T0 S0ME S0UP AND SLEEP W1TH THE BEES ?

WELL Y0U KN0W WHAT THEY SAY 1TS H1P T0 FUCK BEES

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did you make sure to wash your hands today? Yknow, granulated clay and all

SH1T UR R1GHT 

THAT TWELVE GAUGE GRANULAR PR1S0N YARD STUFF C0ULD G1VE ME 

LYNKS D1S1EASE

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Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-on! Apply dire-

GEE FUCK1NG W1LL1CJERS THAT 0NES ANN0Y1NG T00 THANKS AN0N

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OwO look at those widdle robot toesies!! uguuuu <3

1 SUDDENLY D0NT WANT TUNGLE T0 G0 BACK T0 THE WAY 1T USED T0 BE