[10:47] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] began trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 22:47 --
[10:53] TA: *She was still, taking soft breaths and the night was coming soon. Mituna had been restless and slipped out of bed a while ago, gathering his art supplies as quickly and quietly as possible. He'd set up his easel on at the edge of the bed. His brush moved diligently and his tongue poked out in rare focus. The way her curtain of velvet black hair blanketed the pillow where he was supposed to be, th
[10:53] TA: e half worn cover that stopped just at her hips and the baggy t-shirt she always wore. He didn't know what drew him to paint her, maybe he wanted to remember her like this, this peaceful otherworldly being that exuded beauty even when she wasn't trying. No, He just liked drawing her. She was one of his favorite subjects, because everything about her was so right, and she didn't try. His brush made
[10:53] TA: quick strokes and he froze, swearing he heard some stirring. Peering over the side of his work, he checked*
[11:03] AA: -she's the one who's stirring thankfully and not like some kind of squeakbeast or something. she rolls onto her other side for a bit, grunting slightly as she moves. as the seconds pass, she starts to move her hand and she nuzzles her face againt the pillow before her eyes finally open. without realizing he's just there at the foot of the bed, her arm goes out to the empty space and she runs her h
[11:03] AA: and over the sheets. they don't feel warm. when she rolls over again, she sleepily looks over at Mituna who's down at the end of the bed with a canvas. when she speaks, her voice cracks slightly due to how tired she is-
[11:03] AA: babe what are you doing
[11:27] TA: *He grins. She is beauty. She is grace. She has hair all in her face. He loved that about her. That little crack sent chills through his spine.*
[11:27] TA: im pain7ing you
[11:29] AA: oh -she smiles slightly, rolling over to hide her face- what like this
[11:29] AA: am i drooling
[11:29] AA: did you paint the drool i may or may not have
[11:29] TA: i drew 7he puddle you were 7rying 7o 5wim in
[11:29] AA: no you did not
[11:33] TA: i 7hink i75 kind of cu7e in a weird holy 5hi7 7ha75 a lo7 of bodily fluid5 kind of way
[11:34] AA: i would probably jump on you for painting that but im so tired
[11:35] TA: you were ac7ually 5leeping for once
[11:49] AA: oh right i guess that makes sense
[11:50] TA: im proud of you
[11:51] AA: um thanks i think
[11:53] TA: youre welcome
[11:53] TA: im almo57 done
[11:53] AA: am i still in the same position
[11:53] TA: pull 7he blanke7 down a li77le
[11:53] TA: and your 5hor75
[11:54] AA: um ok wait what
[11:54] TA: 7ake 7he 5hir7 off 7oo
[11:54] AA: -she glances suspiciously over at him-
[11:54] AA: are you painting something different now
[11:54] TA: *Muffled ehehehe's*
[11:54] AA: im pretty sure thats not how i was sleeping
[11:57] TA: i7 7o7ally wa5
[12:02] AA: are you going to finish it or what
[12:05] TA: 5omebody5 no7 a nigh7 per5on
[12:13] TA: wai7 un7il i7 drie5
[12:14] AA: -she sits up, stretching.-
[12:19] TA: *He just psionics a blanket over her head*
[12:19] AA: -she tries to push the blanket off-
[12:22] AA: youre a night person
[12:22] TA: *He sneaks around the painting and jumps on her*
[12:23] TA: im an in5omniac
[12:23] TA: 7here5 a difference
[12:23] AA: -she SCREAMS IN SURPRISE BUT IT'S the laugh kind of screaming-
[12:23] AA: -doof she's knocked over-
[12:23] AA: oh my god hahaha!
[12:28] TA: 5URPR153 M07H3RFUCK3R!!
[12:28] TA: *He starts tickling her*
[12:32] AA: mituna! hahahahaha!
[12:32] AA: -she's squirming and trying to wrestle out of his hold
[12:35] TA: *A hand moves under her and he pinches the butt*
[12:38] AA: -she pretty much squeaks and squirms more, trying to wiggle out.- hahahaha! -so much giggling- low blow low blow!
[12:44] TA: *BOOTY PINCHES*
[12:52] AA: -she's still wiggling around, gigging loudly- mituna hahahaha!
[12:53] TA: *You cant escape the tickles miles, Aradia.*
[12:54] AA: -SHE'S TRYING TO TICKLE BACK NOW-
[01:00] TA: *Mituna's squealing with laughter and rolling over on her as he tries to tickle the back of her thighs*
[01:06] AA: no no! -she keeps laughing trying to tickle him back-- oh my god! hahaha!
[01:06] TA: hahahaha hohohohohoh hehehehehehehe
[01:06] AA: shut up hahahaha!
[01:06] TA: *He rolls off the bed with a thud*
[01:07] AA: -she gasps and crawls over to the end of the bed, peeking down at him with concern.- are you ok?
[01:08] TA: *He's just laying there staring at the ceiling.*
[01:08] AA: -ACTUAL CONCERN-
[01:15] AA: -squinty squints-
[01:15] TA: *He grins and pulls her down too*
[01:17] AA: oh my god no! -falls on him-
[01:22] TA: *He smooches her*
[01:23] AA: -kisses him back, grinning- hi :)
[01:32] AA: i feel pretty awake now
[01:33] TA: congra7ula7ion5
[01:33] AA: its your fault
[01:34] TA: i75 awake 7ime
[01:39] TA: i75 7ime for you 7o be awake wi7h me
[01:40] AA: ok that sounds good to me
[01:40] AA: what do you want to do today
[01:41] TA: and i don7 know wha7 el5e
[01:42] TA: feed you 7hing5
[01:42] TA: make hornbea57 noi5e5
[01:42] AA: -she blushes and laughs- well we can do all of those things :)
[02:03] TA: *He blushes too*
[02:03] TA: we 5hould go on a da7e
[02:05] AA: i think thats a great idea
[02:09] TA: weve been 7o 7he library
[02:13] AA: we could go to the morgue
[02:13] TA: why 7he fuck would we go 7here
[02:14] AA: i guess theres not a lot of room there
[02:17] TA: le75 have lunch on corp5e5
[02:19] AA: well thats a little unsanitary
[02:22] TA: your bulge i5 un5ani7ary
[02:22] TA: okay no7 really
[02:22] TA: i75 deliciou5 and nu7ri7ious
[02:22] AA: oh my god mituna
[02:22] AA: -more bllushing-
[02:28] AA: ok but no where do you want to go
[02:40] TA: 7ake me down 7o 7he paradi5e ci7y where 7he nook5 are clean and 7he bulge5 are mea7y
[02:40] TA: oh won7 you plea5e 7ake me home
[02:40] AA: -dramatic hamster look-
[02:45] TA: *He keeps singing*
[02:49] TA: *Singing intensifies*
[02:54] TA: *SINGS LOUDLY*
[02:54] AA: -coveres his mouth-
[02:54] TA: *Muffled singing*
[02:55] TA: *He licks her hand*
[02:55] TA: *Slobs all on her hand*
[02:56] AA: wow thats gross
[02:56] AA: if only i were used to your tongue
[02:59] TA: *disappointed tuna noises*
[02:59] AA: then i wouldnt be so repulsed
[03:00] AA: -she's obviously not bothered at all-
[03:00] TA: *He's lookin so sad at her*
[03:00] AA: why are you looking like that
[03:01] TA: *Muffled noises*
[03:02] AA: -she removes her hand-
[03:02] AA: what was that
[03:02] TA: *He looks pretty upset. Look at this nerd*
[03:03] AA: i was just kidding!
[03:03] TA: *He assaults her with smooches*
[03:04] AA: ahhhh!! -she was not expecting that, but she's laughing again- you keep tricking me!
[03:09] TA: and you keep falling for i7
[03:11] AA: its your fault youre so convincing!
[03:12] TA: i75 your faul7 for falling for i7
[03:12] AA: ugh yeah i know but still
[03:15] TA: *Mituna blows a raspberry on her neck*
[03:15] AA: -more laughing-
[03:16] AA: -and squirming-
[03:48] AA: that feels so weird oh my god
[11:29] TA: you know wha7 el5e feel5 weird
[11:30] AA: -she tilts her head- what?
[11:31] TA: *blows a raspberry on her forehead*
[11:31] AA: -she cracks up again, reaching up when he's finished doing that to push his hair back-
[11:32] AA: where are we going to go
[11:37] TA: *He blinks at her and nuzzles her gently*
[11:40] TA: i really don7
[11:40] AA: sorry i had to get in trouble
[11:40] TA: i could go anywhaere wi7h you and i7d be alrigh7
[11:41] TA: no7 even a big deal
[11:42] AA: -she grins at him and kisses him.- we could go to the atrium or the cafeteria or have a date in here but is it still a date?
[11:43] AA: or your block
[11:46] TA: of cour5e i75 57ill a da7e
[11:46] TA: my block i5 ob5cenely emp7y
[11:46] TA: all of my shi7 i5 in here now
[11:47] AA: what do you think
[11:51] TA: i 7hink im ge77ing pi55ed off a7 my comple7e inabili7y 7o know wha7 7he everflipping fuck 7o do
[11:51] AA: we can stay here then
[11:58] AA: we can paint or draw or play games or watch a movie or something
[12:13] TA: *He looks a bit bummed and sits up*
[12:19] AA: -she rolls off of him and sits up also.- whats wrong?
[12:20] TA: i gue55 i kind of wan7ed 7o do 5ome7hing 5pecial for you
[12:20] TA: bu7 i don7 know wha7
[12:20] TA: and id probably fuck i7 up anyway
[12:22] AA: you dont fuck things up babe
[12:24] TA: *He scratches his head*
[12:25] TA: i don7 7hink im up for 7hra5hing around anywhere anymore
[12:26] AA: -she tilts her head.- what do you mean?
[12:27] TA: i don7 really feel like going ou7 anymore
[12:27] TA: *He rubs at his temples*
[12:27] AA: is your head hurting
[12:27] AA: is it the voices?
[12:29] AA: -she gestures for him to move closer to her.-
[12:31] TA: *he leans over and fllops into her pretty much*
[12:32] AA: -she starts massaging his scalp, cuddling with him.- how does that feel
[12:34] TA: i7 feel5 pre77y good
[12:34] TA: *He sniffles and presses into her chest, arms moving to wrap around her waist*
[12:34] TA: i didn7 5ign up for 7hi5 bull5hi7
[12:35] AA: i know and i actually am starting to know
[12:35] AA: i spent the other day mostly under the bed
[12:35] TA: who 7he hell wan75 7o be 5creamed a7 by 5oon 7o be dead a55hole5 and having fla5he5 of 7he fu7ure
[12:35] TA: 7ha7 mu57 have been while i wa5 pa55ed ou7 in my block
[12:36] AA: its ok its not your fault you need to sleep
[12:36] TA: 7ha75 no7 even where i fell a5leep
[12:36] AA: it keeps happening more often and even though its painful im starting to find ways to make it so i can at least function through it
[12:36] AA: oh my god what
[12:36] TA: i hadn7 5lep7 like 7he pa57 week
[12:37] TA: and i pa55ed ou7 in 7he a7rium
[12:37] TA: karka7 brough7 me back 7o my block
[12:37] AA: oh my god thats awful -she kisses his head-
[12:37] AA: well im glad you did sleep even if you passed out
[12:38] TA: *He squeezes her tighter, pressing his face more firmly into her chest*
[12:39] AA: -she starts to rub the base of his horns lovingly, and she starts to sing a little-
[12:43] TA: *He sniffs again, but her soft voice and soft touch serve as a good distraction. Good until he hears a familiar voice, and hearing two at the same time reminds him and he can't help it. This is something that's going to happen, despite his best efforts, this will probably happen, and he can't take that. His tears start flowing freely, staining and wetting her shirt*
[12:44] AA: baby whats wrong -she frowns slightly at his crying, stopping her singing in order to find out why this was happening-
[12:47] TA: i7 hur75 and i can7 fix i7 can i
[12:47] TA: i can7 make i7 57op
[12:48] TA: *He pauses for a second. No, she still can't know.*
[12:49] AA: something is bothering you more than normal
[12:50] TA: i 7hink im ju57 having a mood 5wing
[12:50] AA: im here to make it less awful i hope
[12:51] TA: *He just buries himself in her*
[12:55] AA: do you want to move to where its more comfortable
[12:56] TA: *He shakes his head and clutches her tighter*
[12:57] AA: im fine i was asking about you
[01:00] TA: *He knew, but he felt he needed to tell her anyway, that he was apologetic for so many things. Mostly, for lying to her and being so cowardly.*
[01:07] AA: and im so sorry youre hurting
[01:07] AA: i wish i could take it away
[01:09] TA: *He sniffles again*
[01:09] TA: ju57 you being here i5 enough
[01:11] AA: then i will stay
[01:12] TA: plea5e 5ay forever
[01:18] TA: *I hope you like crying boyfriends, Aradia, cuz u got one.*
[01:18] AA: -she loves him just the same-
[01:18] AA: you will always have me
[01:38] TA: *If he squeezes any harder she's gonna burst*
[08:45] TA: *He buries himself into her and part of him is content to just stay there*
[08:45] TA: i believe you
[08:46] AA: -she kisses his head and smiles- dont worry
[08:48] TA: *It was hard not to, knowing what he knew. But still, it was nice to hear her say that*
[08:50] AA: -she cuddles against him- i know you dont feel like much but we can still spend time together
[08:52] TA: id like 7ha7 a lo7
[08:54] AA: and i can kiss you a lot
[08:55] TA: i like 7ha7 even be77er
[08:55] AA: and you can touch my butt if you want
[08:58] TA: 7ha75 7ha7 5hi7 i do like
[08:59] AA: you can touch the butt
[08:59] TA: im gonna do i7
[08:59] TA: im gonna 7ouch 7he bu77
[08:59] TA: *He touches the booty*
[09:00] AA: -squeaks- there it is
[09:02] TA: i 7ouched 7he bu77
[09:03] TA: we 5hould wa7ch a movie
[09:03] AA: oooh what movie
[09:04] TA: i don7 know wha7 do you like 7o wa7ch
[09:04] AA: troll indiana jones and movies with a lot of blood and artful death scenes
[09:07] TA: well 7ha75 5pecific
[09:07] TA: wha7 abou7 7roll na7ional 7rea5ure
[09:08] TA: were gonna 57eal 7he declara7ion of 5ubjuga7ion
[09:11] TA: 7he 7v i5 in my block 7hough *He's wiping the rest of his tears*
[09:11] AA: well we can move to yours or watch it on my husktop
[09:12] TA: well were no7 pa57 your curfew
[09:13] TA: N4K3D M0V13 W47CH1NG P4R7Y 1N MY 8L0CK!!
[09:21] TA: *He picks her up and they're zooming down the hall towards his SUPER EMPTY block*
[09:26] TA: *They plops them on the bed when he gets in there and he's already stripping and scrambling and trying to find the movie*
[09:29] AA: -she's giggling as he scrambles, taking off her shirt and tossing it aside.- you ok over there
[09:32] TA: *He falls off the bed, but hey there's the movie down there. He nabs it and goes to slam dunk that shit in the video player*
[09:33] TA: *He jumps onto the bed and flops on her*
[09:35] AA: im not even finished taking off my clothes
[09:36] AA: because youre too quick
[09:36] TA: go77a go fa57
[09:38] TA: *he kisses her cheek and pulls her under the covers and cuddles up to her as the movie starts up*
[09:39] AA: -she starts watching the movie, holding onto him under the covers and smiling happily as it starts-
[09:41] TA: *He's tugging at her underwear. Babe please*
[09:42] TA: *But then Nic Cage is happen and he just...he can't resist the Cage, man.*
[09:42] AA: -thought you gave up. she pulls it off for him, also bye bye bra. but cage wins-
[09:49] TA: *Mituna is just ridiculously content to watching this SHITTY adventure movie with his girlfriend, but he's so so close to her and he's holding her close and she's so warm and he just loves every bit of her*
[09:49] TA: *He's randomly smooching parts of her face*
[09:50] AA: -she giggles, rubbing his back.- haha hi
[10:00] AA: -she kisses his mouth, still watching the movie, though because of inaccurate history-
[10:01] TA: *He's still trying to watch the movie cuz nic cage, but the aradia game is TOO STRONK*
[10:02] AA: you sure about that
[10:02] TA: wha7 el5e would be up
[10:03] AA: -MAD BLUSHES-
[10:15] AA: -she cuddles him-
[10:15] AA: youre ridiculous
[10:18] TA: im fucking amazing
[10:20] TA: *Aradia please you're making him blush and also it's getting harder to concentrate on the movie*
[10:21] AA: -she's just smiling at him-
[10:33] TA: *He nuzzles her*
[10:33] TA: im 5orry we didn7 do any7hing funa nd exci7ing 7oday
[10:34] AA: youre fun and exciting to me
[10:52] -- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] is now an idle chum! --
[10:52] TA: *He kisses her softly*
[11:03] AA: -she kisses him in return and lovingly-
[11:03] AA: -or she kisses him lovingly in return-
[11:03] AA: -sentence structure is for chumps-
[11:05] AA: -yeah she's not paying attention to the movie anymore-
[11:22] TA: *Mituna was still trying to pay attention. What a nerd. But he's also smiling against her, fingers curling against her skin happily*
[11:24] AA: -she's just focused on his face, watching him instead of the movie. watching him watch the movie is almost better than the movie-
[11:27] TA: *I'm sure it is because man kisses sure can get sloppy when you're not paying attention to anything. So sorry Aradia.*
[11:29] AA: -oh they're still kissing. in that case, she pulls away slightly- do you even kiss
[11:29] AA: -MEME'D BY A MEGIDO=
[11:30] TA: *He like licks her nose before he realizes what happened*
[11:30] TA: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[11:31] AA: -she makes a face, wiping her nose- mituna!
[11:31] TA: 8R0 1 K155 50 MUCH!!!
[11:31] AA: hahahaha oh my god!
[11:31] TA: *He launches himself at her*
[11:32] TA: i canno7 even believe i ju57 go7 memed on by my 2 5pooky girlfriend
[11:32] TA: 7hi5 i5 bull5hi7
[11:33] AA: you got so memed on :)
[11:33] TA: *He blows a raspberry on her neck*
[11:33] TA: im gonna meme your bu77
[11:33] AA: no youre not!
[11:33] TA: bro do you even meme
[11:33] AA: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
[11:35] TA: oh my god 5hu7 up
[11:35] TA: *LOUD FARTING NOISES ON HER CHEST*
[11:35] AA: hahahaha oh my god!
[11:39] TA: ehehehehehehehe
[11:40] AA: what are you doing!
[11:40] TA: making bu77 noi5e5 on you becau5e youre a bu77
[11:40] TA: 7he5e are 7he 5ound5 of your people
[11:40] AA: then who was phone
[11:41] TA: 57op hanging ou7 wi7h 5ollux and ge77ing ou7 of con7ex7 meme5
[11:41] TA: *The memes may be turning him on a little*
[11:42] AA: who said i got them from sollux
[11:43] AA: so ur with ur honey
[11:43] AA: and yur making out wen the phone rigns
[11:44] TA: *He covers her mouth*
[11:45] TA: *He shivers because ew*
[11:45] AA: -lick lick lick-
[11:54] TA: *He licks her neck*
[12:01] TA: *He slowly removes his hand*
[12:13] TA: you meme fucking loving fuck
[12:14] AA: i guess i do fuck memes
[12:15] AA: -squints back-
[12:16] TA: how many meme5
[12:17] TA: how many meme5 have you fucked oh grea7 meme fucker
[12:18] AA: just you and all your memes
[12:18] AA: all your memes are belong to me
[12:20] TA: do you keep 7hem in my ba5e
[12:20] TA: which i5 belong 7o you
[12:23] AA: is now belong to me
[12:26] TA: bu7 i had a 5pecial ba5e
[12:27] AA: plot twist i am the base
[12:29] TA: 5o 7ha75 why i75 5o warm
[12:30] AA: yes thats exactly why
[12:33] TA: i love being in5ide my ba5e
[12:38] TA: 7he babe ba5e
[12:58] TA: *He blushes and pauses*
[12:58] TA: *THEN SLOPPY SMOOCHES*
[12:59] AA: -sloppily smooched!-
[12:59] AA: mituna youre -smooch- out of control!
[01:01] TA: 1F Y0U 41N7 0U7 0F C0N7R0L Y0U 41N7 1N C0N7R0L!!
[01:01] AA: -hysterically laughs-
[01:09] TA: *He's giggling and leaving sloppy wet smooch marks on her face*
[01:23] TA: youre really grea7
[01:27] AA: youre really great
[01:29] TA: 57op copying me wha7 are you a mimic
[01:29] AA: what are you a -giggle-
[01:30] AA: ok i cant anymore
[01:30] TA: you have lo57 7he abili7y 7o can
[01:30] TA: rip in piece5
[01:31] AA: -she laughs more-
[01:31] TA: here lie5 aradia5 abili7y 7o can
[01:32] TA: he never re7urned from 7he war
[01:32] AA: the skeleton war?!
[01:32] TA: 7he fuckboy war
[01:32] TA: 5urpri5e bi7ch i be7 you 7hough7 i7 would be 5kele7on5
[01:33] AA: i did think that i did
[01:37] TA: did you 7hink my joke wa5
[01:38] AA: :oh my god you are the best
[01:41] TA: *He waggles his eyebrows at her*
[01:47] AA: -smooch- shush
[01:57] AA: -another kiss that works right-
[01:58] TA: *Yeah that kinda works. He chuckles*
[01:59] TA: yeah bu7 don7 57op
[02:00] AA: -she kisses him again-
[02:04] TA: *He chirrs happily against her lips*
[02:07] AA: -she grins against him and cradles his cheek in her palm, chirring right back-
[02:33] TA: *he rubs his nose on hers gently*
[02:38] AA: -who's watching this movie not them-
[02:38] TA: *This movie is watching them. They are now the movie*
[02:50] TA: *And then they cuddled and and smooched and were probably rabbits*
[02:50] AA: -story of their lives-
[02:52] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 02:52 --
