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Before Dying

PIDW Fan: is MBJ married? who's his spouse?

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: me lol

After Dying

Mobei-Jun, meeting Shang Qinghua for the first time: I know who you are

Shang Qinghua: What?! How?!

Mobei-Jun, smiling: You're my husband

Shang Qinghua: WHAT?! SYSTEM!

System: [Technically it's canon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

#5 seconds later #system: [i don't see what's the issue is]#sqh with a muffled voice because he's face planted in mbj's tiddies: shuddup #shang qinghua #xiang fei #mobei jun #moshang #mxtx #svsss #scum villian self saving system #rzfzx #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong

Lieutenant Kellye Yamato, M*A*S*H, 11x1, 1982

LOCAL MAN SUDDENLY OBSESSED WITH MECHANICS OF FISH POTION FROM ‘HELP! I’M A FISH’

I haven’t even watched the movie in years

#''I think I'll try and rewatch this movie''#5 seconds later #''WHO THE FUCK YOU TESTING THIS SHIT ON MACKRILL?! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE JUST STUCK AS MARINE LIFE RIGHT NOW?!''#''WHAT PREVENTS THEM FROM TURNING INTO SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY BREATHE THE WRONG KIND OF WATER''#WHAT STOPS PEOPLE IN SALT WATER AREAS FROM TURNING INTO FRESH WATER ORGANISMS AND JUST FUCKING DYING ANYWAY #I don't know how this happened

It's just one of these days where I'm completely overwhelmed with how much I love 5sos

#i love them so much #i'm so proud of them #5 seconds later #5sos #calum hood #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #michael clifford

you all remember dan and phil play sims 4 #26 at exactly 4:44 when dan howell called susan 2 “suzy” right. is that just me. what u gon do

#it's so weird to me #all the years i've been shook #bc they picked sUSAN #and it's the closest fokin name to suzy #and then dan called the fish suzy and phil called is suzy like #5 seconds later #amen hallelujah!!#that's a rlly only video why am i talking about it ??#it's almost 2am pft #idk i was just like wait ?? didn't dan and phil say my name in a video #went on a hunt for the video #found it #anyways yeah #tag rant #lmao #stfu suzy #also #it*#old**

i just exited out of discord.... went into another tab.... and went back to discord

#hm i guess i'll check discord #oh nothing here i'll check something else #5 seconds later #hey let's check discord-

my inability to listen to crucial information when needed is incredible

#them: talking me: uh huh #5 seconds later #do what now

something’s being repaired down on the street where i live so traffic jams keep happening right under my window from time to time and if i learnt anything from that, it’s that when one car honks, they all honk

#like imagine me chilling in my bed #suddenly one car is honking #5 seconds later #10 cars are honking #ah the solidarity of fellow czechs #personal

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