#5am shitpost

[starlit-supposedly]

Ok so what constitutes as a bite?

Do the teeth need to be in a jaw and then used to bite down on things? Or could I just have teeth on a stick like a nail baseball bat and then hit someone?

Would that be a bite or just a mace at that point? Because a knife can bite, and they can have serrated teeth but it’s more common to say cut by a knife than the knife bit em-

[raindroprelude72]

You give and you take, you receive and you reciprocate

But is it worth it?

After all the time and effort you put in

Does it feel worth it?

Can you feel it?

Is it satisfying, comforting and life-altering or is it belittling, smothering and soul-crushing?

After what you’ve done, after what you’ve become,

How did you think it would end?

Happily, with tears streaming down your face?

Why would it?

Nothing ever does and nothing ever will.

[loki-hargreeves]

Can't spell 'Glorious purpose' without OOPS and LIE

[scarfaxia]

Jeff: hey Liu have you ever had lice?

Liu: ..no?

Jeff: *comes closer* would you like some?

[lightoftheseraph]

Dean gets to the drive the Impala because Sam drives the Down With Cis bus

[kosmicsandshoes]

Pennywise: *impales Eddie*

Richie: Hey clown! My fears don't exist anymore, just like my sense of mercy!

[problematic-houseguests]

Everyone @ Hell,Michigan

[saturniandragon]

The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal stays on during sex.