Pt. 3 of stuff my ma has said while I have the aux;
Thought Arctic Monkey’s was Harry Styles when I played
Figured it was her way of asking me to play some of Harry Styles’ music so I did afterwards.
Played 5sos’ Daylight, she thought it was suck butt instead of suck blood then again she wasn’t the only one
Played Agoraphobic; she doesn’t approve of Corpse Husband for some reason even though that’s like his least explicit song
I’ve been listening to an album a day and have a playlist for my favorite songs. So I played Spider Rocket’s Twilight Zone.
Ma; this is a remake
Me; god damnit
The Og version;
Me; *plays Walcott by Vampire Weekend*
Ma; do they have merch?
Me; yea, why?
Ma; cause I like them
*proceeds to play Oxford Comma*
Ma; *becomes shocked at the hook ‘who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?’*
Me; they’re (YouTube) suggesting a song called Horchata, you wanna listen just cause it’s called Horchata?
Ma; yea
(Peeps, help, I think she’s simping)
