Key:
❦: fluff
☾: angst
❀: headcannon
𖥔: preference
ᥬᩤ: drabble
꩜: reactions
✧: smut
☼: series
☆: completed
➷: WIP
✈︎: Do not take requests for them anymore
Request: hi can we talk about ashtons fuckin THIGHS PLS ☠️
and to that I say: G L A D L Y .
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in the words of Nicole ( @lockthisheartinchains ) when I sent this pic in the gc earlier : “holy fucking thighs”
and I think that says everything about this picture
let’s do a little throwback bc why not
and let’s do a direct comparison to PRESENT DAY !!!!!! like .... exCUSE ME SIR
can he like ? crush me ? pls ?
the concept of thigh riding has never seemed more appealing
I just ?! I’m clearly struggling here. what a whole ass M A N
911 ? Hello yes ? I’d like to report a large case of DISRESPECT
I mean we all thought the same thing when this pic surfaced, am I right ? Unholy thoughts everywhere
Hello Sir, I’d like to request one (1) Ashton Irwin’s lap to sit on thank u
yeah another throwback. sue me. those skinny jeans though. Fuck me UP
on the topic of throwback ..... have a side by side to ruin your day. you’re welcome
like I’m SORRY BUT LOOK AT HIS THIGHS COMPARED TO LUKE’S !!!!!!
I’m running out of words to form coherent sentences
Coachella, or as I like to call it Thighfest I hate myself
yeah when I first saw this pic I let out a noise that is absolutely NOT human
yeah Ashton in a suit is a concept I will NEVER get over. Like .... my brain cannot process the information it’s getting properly
you thought I was done with the throwbacks ? well I’m not. Bc this picture exists and it fucks me up... soooooooo that’s that
LOOK AT HIM ALL BROODY !! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HIGHKEY JUST SEEN SOMETHING HE WISH HE DIDN’T AND IS NOW THINKING OF A WAY TO GET REVENGE ignore me and my badboy!ash fanfic fantasies k thanks
THE. POWER. STANCE. FUCK. IT. UP. ASHTON.
on the topic of concerts.... ugh .... WOW. not just his thighs but those BICEPS. Like WHERE DO I EVEN LOOK ?!?!!?
yes, hello ? badboy!Ash reporting for duty
SUIT.PANTS. and that top. ugh. he’s out to kill ME
ok 1. RIP chest hair
2. RIP unbuttoned shirt
3. RIP brown hair which you can’t see
4. THOSE THIGHS !!!!! I WANT TO S I T !!!!
let’s take a moment of silence for everyone at the show yesterday who got to see this in person.
A SUIT ?!!!?!?!?!? MR. IRWIN !!!!!! AND A GRAY SUIT!?!!?!?!!??
some Cashton bc Thigh Kings
ignoring the dumbassery that is Ashton wearing ripped jeans in the snow, LOOK AT THOSE THICC THIGHS
Request: could you possibly do a fetus ashton masterpost please? i'm proper in my feels about that little cuddle bunch
wow Lena is actually back with another Materpost ! Can you believe it ? no ? me neither ! I thought I’d come back with an adorable one that’s gonna make me cry.
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I’m going to apologize in advance for the absolute cuteness overload! Fetus Ashton is adorable and I am not ok
look ! at ! that ! smile ! He’s so adorbale !!! The little dimples, the tongue thing he always does. The bandana. This whole thing is just RUDE OK ???!?
now THIS is real fetus. Like the GLASSES, the adorable giggle, the hair I’M OK I’M FINE ! HONESTLY
yeah drum stick twirling is a turn on, always
@ashsbrokenpieces posted this pic the other day/week and I just had to include it in here bc LOOK AT THIS PICTURE !!! HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS BALL OF SUNSHINE
he’s baby.
and he’s hot baby. literally. I could watch this gif like all day, someone stop me
LISTEN ! that tongue ..........
there’s something about guys with their hoods up that just gets me !
you thought there wouldn’t be Cashton content. Well you’re wrong. Because it wouldn’t be a Masterpost by me without some good ol’ Cashton content. Bc these two are the light of my life
and here we have quite possibly one of the most adorable pictures of Ashton. I love him
yeah this is gonna make me cry. His tiny little face, I just wanna SQUISH IT
I mean. come on. he’s so cute
I could get lost in his eyes literally all day. this is also like peak boyfriend material
every time I see this picture, I die slightly. Bc like how can you NOT think about him sending you pictures like this telling you he misses you so much
people that say they hate Ashton, or think he’s mean just need to see this picture. Bc then they’re gonna feel bad for ever saying anything bad about him
I’m a simple gal, I see a cute boy with a cute puppy and I melt
and because one Cashton pic wasn’t enough have another one with Ash having spilled froyo on his shirt
this post is getting so long, but I’m not even sorry about it bc there are so MANY GREAT PICTURES OK !?
just look at his cute lil face and the curls, and I’m just DYING OVER HERE
I love one (1) man
this looks like a boyfriend. I love it
listen ! I dug reaaaallyy far back to find this gem. wow
I mean his hair is basically SCREAMING at me to run my hands though it, also .... I miss him wearing tanks like this
He looks so innocent and adorable here. I just wanna hug him and squish his cheeks, and poke his dimples and run my hands through his haiiiirrr. Is that too much to ask for ?!
and lastly ...... we’re gonna end it with another puppy pic bc it’s just too adorable and I’m crying. k bye
I was gonna write some stupid ass remark here, but I really can’t think of anything bc I’m already struggling enough putting these pictures together, so let’s just start shall we ?
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gotta start out with this one, bc I will never get over this day. I mean CURLS, AND A SUIT HELLO FUCK ME UP.
oh yes there’s more. THERE’S MORE. I couldn’t just use one pic from this day bc that would be rude
ok one more, bc he’s so pretty
now Ashton in yellow is a whole ass blessing, and THEN he proceeds to have his hair in his curly goodness..... RUDE
this fucking video, I just ... I am melting as we speak. He is so pretty, and gorgeous, and handsome and just all around perfect
we all know Ashton in black is basically otherworldly, but him with THE CURLS AS WELL IT’S A NOPE FROM ME BC IM DEAD
ok let me just make a short list of what is going on in this picture:
1. THE CURLS
2. THE SMIRK
3. THE CHEST HAIR
4. THE WHITE SHIRT
5. THE NECKLACE
in conclustion, I’m dead
onto a classic, this picture will forever be one of the best pictures to exist
and bc we just saw one of the best pictures to exist , have another one bc this picture still gives me breathing problems. shout out to chest hair
we all agree that I desperately need to tangle my fingers in his hair and tug on them until he moans in my ear and poke his dimple, bc it is staring at me
this man’s biceps,,,,,,,,,,, that’s it, that’s the caption
I gotta be honest this one I added purely to fuck with Laura ( @irwinkitten ) bc she dies over Ash in suits and she wants to fight me already, so here you go
this picture is so painfully high def, it actually makes me WEAK
don’t LIE, you can hear this gif
I wasn’t gonna add any throwback pics of him with long hair bc I have a seperate post coming for that, but I couldn’t help myself with this one bc look HOW GLORIOUS HIS HAIR LOOKS, also bonus: Ash in glasses is a whole ass look
and one more bc this one is so adorable it makes me sick
yeah I could watch him sing all day long tbh
I know why he doesn’t leave his hair curly more often, it’s because IT’S TOO POWERFUL
I mean look at this.... WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K
I don’t even have words for how much I’m actually swooning right now
and because I NEED at least one proper sweaty Ash pic on here, have this smiley pic of Ash with his shirt DRENCHED in sweat
any formal complaints are welcomed in my inbox, just know I won’t apologize for this
and finally Part 3 of the Tattoo Masterposts. HERE are the other two.
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ok so his neck tattoo has a special place in my heart bc that shit’s just straight up hot ok
like PLEASE !!!!!!! never did I think I would find someone’s tattoo so attractive, but here I fucking am
makes his neck even more attractive
beside the fact that this is giving me major frat vibes, the tattoo peaking out from underneath the snapback ?????? yes pls give me more
I’m sorry but standing behind him your arms wrapped around his shoulders kissing his neck softly has me crying
I still can’t believe how smart Ashton is about his tatto placements, like they all fit so perfectly for what he does and I am never gonna be over that.
this is what I mean with smart about the placement, like it just LOOKS so good
Ashton saying that shots from behind of him on stage are amazing bc of his tatto just ... yes !
the tattoo peaking out from his leather jacket gets me every time
this is just to appreciate Ashton wearing a pink shirt bc why not ?????
and finally this picture. Whenever I see pictures like this I’m like very aware of the tatto and I lose my mind a little bc it jsut looks so good.
Request: can you do a Masterpost on 2016 Ashton pleassseeeee I will be forever grateful 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Warning: This post is gonna be long as FUCK, I couldn’t bring myself to take any pictues away from my folder so strap in y’all. Also I started trying to do this with some kind of logic in which order I put the pictures, but I gave up and just decided to put them together randomly bc let’s be honest it doesn’t really matter because these are all equally painful.
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So right from the start I think we can all agree that 2016 Ashton was a blessing, and I don’t think there are enough words in the english or german language for me to express how much I love him
This man manages to be fucking sexy at times, and then takes pictures like this that just make me all soft and squishy inside
Look.at.that.smile. Love of my whole ass life right there
when I found this pic I had to literally stare at it for a good 10 minutes bc how adorable he is .... I can’t handle it. the cute lil smile, the scruff, the wet hair, the chest hair, the silver necklace. It’s just too much
What’s that ? it’s me crying over Ashton in glasses another Ashton in glasses post is coming soon btw....
oh here we go .... this is not ok ..... I AM NOT OK......
I couldn’t bring myself to crop this picture bc it is truly amazing. please look at each of their faces individually lmao
The thrilling saga of: Is that a small glass or are his hands just THAT big
FUCK.ME.UP. I need a minute ...
no, I’m not imagining getting a picture like this from him while he’s on tour saying he misses you... NO I’M NOT
This damn picture .... this used to be my Lockscreen for the longest time and I kept staring at it for too long bc he is just so GORGEOUS
idk how, but I’ve never seen this picture before ........... and like ...... WHAT A PICTURE. I can’t even really put into words what I feel for this tbh
So we’re NOT going to think about being on tour with the boys and watching them all prepare backstage to go on, and just watching Ashton get in his element, get all focused and in the zone to go on stage. NO we’re not gonna do that
2016 was a blessing of a year. This is like peak Ashton, fucking look at him being all sexy and gorgeous
yeah no, this isn’t ok. Idk why, but this is giving me like asshole frat boy vibes and I NEED it in my life
this has to be one of my favorite pictures from that era. Also just in general pictures of Ashton with his drumsticks are so fucking hot. AND this hair was a definite favorite of mine .
the saga of tiny cups in big hands continues. Also this is one of my favorite hoodies that Ashton owns, and whenever I see a picture of him wearing it I slightly lose my mind bc like FUCK
NOOOOPE
there he goes again with the damn glasses the lil fucker, looking all hot and cute at the same time
boyfriend alert. I could literally get lost in that dimple as well
FUCK.ME.UP.ASHTON.IRWIN. again, with the drumsticks, and his fucking face and his fucking arms I just CANNOT COPE
I just ,,,,,, I don’t .... I just can’t ok
I was gonna be subtle with this one..... but like .... no. I wanna straddle him and leave kisses on every possible place on his body
we love a soft, inspired boyfriend on a weekend getaway
I don’t think anything I say can add to this picture bc damn he’s handsome
ugh he’s so adorable, and I’m just getting all these date inspirations from this picture
This man behind drums is one thing. But him with a guitar and painted nails is just a whole different type of hot
THIS IS JUST SO ATTRACTIVE. Like this haircut looks SO GOOD ON HIM !!!! FUCK
more of that haircut, YES PLEASE .... AND HIS FACE IS RUDELY PRETTY
JUST STOP. NO. I DON’T WANT IT !!!!!!! while making this I am acutely aware of his toned side body and I can’t unsee it
yeah no, this is becoming tortue. It’s getting worse, I’m not ok, someone send help pls. I’m spiraling into a deep hole of 2016 Ashton
Wouldn’t be a 2016 Ashton post without this picture. And what a picture this is. There is so much going on. the tongue, the long fingers, the fucking neck, the shoulders, the biceps, the whole thing is just too much ok
ugh.......................
and finally, to end this glorious post..... I leave you with this picture.
This was possibly the hardest Ashton post I’ve ever done bc 2016 Ashton is truly one of my favorites. And I’m gonna have to go lay down now.
part 2 of the Tattoo Masterposts let’s GO. HERE are the other tattoo Masterposts
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let’s start with the red heart shall we ? I’m asking as if anyone can tell me otherwise lol
Listen.... because how amazing this looks I really really REALLY want a wrist tattoo on that spot bc it just looks so good
I think we can all agree this picture is basically death
ugh look how pretty he is. And that tattoo is a PART of him at this point. Like you just associate that tattoo with Ashton always
what a boyfriend FUCK
not but listen, anytime tattoos peek out of clothing I lose my shit a little bc like ???? I love that sm ????
what do you mean I love when Ashton wears red and it compliments his red heart tattoo ????????
moving on to his tally tattoo. I’m still in love with the fact that he was the first one to get this tattooed, like a true band mom
I get kinda emotional anytime I really notice the tally tattoo, bc it reminds me that he believed in them from the very beginning and I just .... I love him
is it really a Masterpost from Lena if I don’t somehow add this picture lol
and now moving on to pictures where you can actually see both of them together in their aesthetic glory
I blame Ashton for making me want my wrists tattoed, bc like I just love the way it looks so much
he is so hot and I’m literally NOT OK
what a fucking picture FUCK ME UP. The glitter, the hair, his cute lil face, his hands, and his tattos, and the red string around his wrist. I love this a LOT