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Ashton’s Thighs

Request: hi can we talk about ashtons fuckin THIGHS PLS ☠️

and to that I say: G L A D L Y .

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in the words of Nicole ( @lockthisheartinchains ) when I sent this pic in the gc earlier : “holy fucking thighs” and I think that says everything about this picture

let’s do a little throwback bc why not

and let’s do a direct comparison to PRESENT DAY !!!!!! like .... exCUSE ME SIR

can he like ? crush me ? pls ?

the concept of thigh riding has never seemed more appealing

I just ?! I’m clearly struggling here. what a whole ass M A N

911 ? Hello yes ? I’d like to report a large case of DISRESPECT

I mean we all thought the same thing when this pic surfaced, am I right ? Unholy thoughts everywhere

Hello Sir, I’d like to request one (1) Ashton Irwin’s lap to sit on thank u

yeah another throwback. sue me. those skinny jeans though. Fuck me UP

on the topic of throwback ..... have a side by side to ruin your day. you’re welcome

like I’m SORRY BUT LOOK AT HIS THIGHS COMPARED TO LUKE’S !!!!!!

I’m running out of words to form coherent sentences

Coachella, or as I like to call it Thighfest I hate myself

yeah when I first saw this pic I let out a noise that is absolutely NOT human

yeah Ashton in a suit is a concept I will NEVER get over. Like .... my brain cannot process the information it’s getting properly

you thought I was done with the throwbacks ? well I’m not. Bc this picture exists and it fucks me up... soooooooo that’s that

LOOK AT HIM ALL BROODY !! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HIGHKEY JUST SEEN SOMETHING HE WISH HE DIDN’T AND IS NOW THINKING OF A WAY TO GET REVENGE ignore me and my badboy!ash fanfic fantasies k thanks

THE. POWER. STANCE. FUCK. IT. UP. ASHTON.

on the topic of concerts.... ugh .... WOW. not just his thighs but those BICEPS. Like WHERE DO I EVEN LOOK ?!?!!?

yes, hello ? badboy!Ash reporting for duty

SUIT.PANTS. and that top. ugh. he’s out to kill ME

ok 1. RIP chest hair 2. RIP unbuttoned shirt 3. RIP brown hair which you can’t see 4. THOSE THIGHS !!!!! I WANT TO  S I T !!!!

let’s take a moment of silence for everyone at the show yesterday who got to see this in person.

A SUIT ?!!!?!?!?!? MR. IRWIN !!!!!! AND A GRAY SUIT!?!!?!?!!??

some Cashton bc Thigh Kings

ignoring the dumbassery that is Ashton wearing ripped jeans in the snow, LOOK AT THOSE THICC THIGHS

and finally I’m just gonna leave y’all with this

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For my Birthday have a random collection of pics I have on my phone that are beautiful x

this is the most unorganized thing I’ve ever done, but who cares

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Cuddly Ashton

Requested from Anon and Nicole @hearts-to-the-sky

I’ve been working on this one for quite some time tbh, there are so many pictures that make my heart all warm and fluffy and just make me so soft. So please suffer with me

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if I had to chose only one picture to sum up cuddly Ash it would be this one. I mean COME ON look at him all cuddled up in that fuzzy blanket with his cute lil face and his curly hair *swoons*

I was just scrolling through Pinterest minding my own bussiness, when I fell into a deep deep hole of Ashton pictures and stumbled on this beauty of a cuddly Ashton picture, so obviously I have to share it with you. bc look at him !! I just wanna snuggle up to him

can we all agree that I really really really wanna run my hands through his hair ? yes ? good, let’s move on

can he get any cuter ? Ashton being all happy and smiley and giggly makes me so fkn happy

so I’m still not over these pictures, Ashton looking all domestic, and soft ..... pls just let me go on a weekend getaway in a caravan with him

THIS IS SO SOFT I WANT TO FUCKING CRY

that face ... THAT FACE .... T H A T  F A C E

a little throwback to wild-haired Ashton looking so unbelievably adorable that I can’t really deal with it. I just wanna hug him all day and tell him no one is ever going to hurt him

I already screamed about this picture in my gc bc W O W !!! this picture is just .... the look on his faCE !!???! pleeeease

look at this lil cutie, I love him

yes I do wanna spend the whole night listening to him strum away on the guitar in front of a fire that’s slowly burning out, have a problem with that ?

I don’t even have words for this picture, so just let it sink in ok ?

Ashton with a puppy ?!?? it’s not like I wanted to keep my heart anyway ... just rip it out, it’s fine, it’s whatever

Is anyone honestly over this look ? I think not !

ah yes, let’s all take a minute to imagine being cuddled up with him on that tiny sofa ? got the image in your head ? ok, now tell me, are you still alive ? bc I’m not

oh there’s more ?? yes there is

Imagine being able to wake up to this every day. Where do I sign up ?

I know this is an Ashton post, but I didn’t have the heart to cut the other two out bc they all look so soft and squishy, I love them all dearly

yeah this hoodie is one of my favorites and I die a little every time he wears it bc he looks so soft and happy and I just ..... dasjbdhbdbksabdls

ok wow this is just rude, I’m actually swooning. He’s so adorable and I feel like it’s not fair for one person to be SO cute

let’s all take a moment for boyfriend Ashton

and let’s end it here with this adorable puc of Ash with yet another puppy, bc I feel like this post has too much cuteness in it already.

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2016 Calum

Request: oooh i love the Ashton 2016 masterpost!! could I request one for Calum? also 2017 hahah whenever you have time, I just realized how much I need it <3   

The 2017 Cal post is coming soon as well :) ok so, this is my first Masterpost in what feels like ages. And I’m sorry it took so long for me to do them again. I just haven’t really been feelin’ it.

But here we go. Also disclaimer: I’m not 100% sure if all of these are from 2016, don’t yell at me lol.   

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yeah I’m gonna start off with the rudest picture ever. THAT JAW ?!!! THE PAINTED NAILS ??!!

I’m just gonna continue with the b&w right onto this beauty. This is giving me boyfriend vibes and it’s not ok. that tongue though ...........

I like death and dying so like .... fuck me up I guess ?

Cal girls y’all still good ?

I added this just because it’s so damn beautiful

it wouldn’t be a Cal post without some Cashton bc they’re superior k thanks

although Maum is not bad either. And Cal with the cigarette and his damn tongue out ?! sign me up !

I’m pretty sure this Army shirt has caused so many heart palpitations bc Cal just looks bomb in this top. Like can he bring this back pls and thank u

no YOU’RE imagining being on holiday with Cal chilling at the pool all day just slowly getting drunk while sunbathing and making out in the pool.

looks AT THIS ADORABLE BEAN !!! !

this one’s for my girl @singt0mecalum bc she’s a sucker for Cal in blue jeans and like .... same

oooffffff.... the FRAT VIBES

hah .... this is fine.. it’s fine I’M FINE !

this is so fucking HOT ok . THe smoke, the THIGHS !!! I just wanna lay beside him

yeah no

gotta include this one bc like this is just iconic

and FINALLY. we have T H I S ! 

I’m gonna tag some people cuz it’s been a while since I’ve done of these lol:

@myloverboyash @angelbabylu @5-secondsofcolor @ashtoniwir @burncrashbromance @lashtoncurls @lockthisheartinchains @lashtondaddies @bloodmoonashton @irwinkitten @astroashtonio @singledadharrington @ashtonandcalslefthand @singt0mecalum @tequila-clifford @aspiringwildfire @cxddlyash @gorgeouslygrace @ashtonsunshine @sublimehood

also like if you wanna be tagged for certain masterposts or all of them I’m thinking about starting a taglist... just let me know :)

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Hi! If you're still doing your Ashton posts, could I get one with Ashton showing his muscles?

listen this was a ride …. also this post is gonna get progressively more deadly so be warned lol

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ok I don’t know what it is about this picture that makes me so fucking WEAK. But like look at his bicep and his veiny hands

he might be a cute, giggly, bandana-wearing cutie, BUT look at those ARMS HELLLOOOOO

HA …. this is rude, he’s all sweaty and glorious kill me now

LISTEN !!!! Ashton working out is just SOMETHING else

I have been attacked. ATTACKED !!! I can’t get over his arms I just can’t

we love a powerful king on his throne

on the topic of king on his throne … when he does this pose I DIE

this pic is a favorite for a couple of reasons… the neck tattoo, his arms and shoulders, the way you can see the crowd, him being all sweaty, and his fingers

there’s that DAMN pose again ….

…………. nOPE. can’t talk about it

WHY does he think this is ok ????????? this pic is just amazing ! Like the tattoos, the A R M S, the single curl, his face, HIS DAMN LIPS

I realize this is a terrible quality picture at a weird angle BUT O M F G LOOK AT HIS ARM I CAN’T

yeah no … the little shit knows EXACTLY what he’s doing to us here

when I first saw this pic I chocked. I legit CHOCKED

of course I have to add this picture …. this picture HAS to be included

AGSDASZD SVAHDJAS DZATSVJ

CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING ?!?!?!? THOSE BICEPS AND THE DELTS FUCKING BYE. THIS PICTURE FUCKS ME UUUPPPPP

and the grand finale ….. THIS PICTURE ….. I just … I can’t ok ? I’m broken

and this one I have to add because of the pure POWER stance and THIGHS

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here’s sweaty stage Ash behind his drum kit

from yours truly don’t yell at me. also this is very specific there were too many pictures

starting off with this picture that basically sent me into immediate death ☠️

now these two pictures (thanks Liz for blessing us). I feel things about this. Him standing on the drum kit with his arms up. He is just so fucking POWERFUL and I’m in love 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ve talked about this shirt before. it does things to me. him all sweaty and POWERFUL ugh my heart among other things can’t take it

this picture has got to be a personal favorite. DAMN LOOK AT HIM UGHHHHHHHHH

YES SCREAM BABY

I’ve used this picture before, and I’m using it again be a use DAMN BOI. Hello there bicep that could strangle me with no problem B Y E

ah yes.. a white shirt... all sweaty ... who does he think he is. i’m hurt, I can’t get up

now this picture just screams 90s rock band vibe and ilIm here for it. We love a king on his throne 😍😍😍

and finally, ending it on Ash in all black, a sweaty, smiley mess of a lover drummer boy that could honestly wreck me and I’d thank him.

thank you bye, I’m gonna go die now

@irwinkitten @astroashtonio @ashtonsunshine @abitloudforanaccousticset @astrologyashton @tequila-clifford @naivelystan @dukesnumber1 @h0tsos @cxddlyash (I keep tagging different people I feel like lol, if you wanna be tagged in future deaths pls let me know)

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fetus Ashton

Request: could you possibly do a fetus ashton masterpost please? i'm proper in my feels about that little cuddle bunch 

wow Lena is actually back with another Materpost ! Can you believe it ? no ? me neither ! I thought I’d come back with an adorable one that’s gonna make me cry.

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I’m going to apologize in advance for the absolute cuteness overload! Fetus Ashton is adorable and I am not ok

look ! at ! that ! smile ! He’s so adorbale !!! The little dimples, the tongue thing he always does. The bandana. This whole thing is just RUDE OK ???!?

now THIS is real fetus. Like the GLASSES, the adorable giggle, the hair I’M OK I’M FINE ! HONESTLY

yeah drum stick twirling is a turn on, always

@ashsbrokenpieces posted this pic the other day/week and I just had to include it in here bc LOOK AT THIS PICTURE !!! HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS BALL OF SUNSHINE

he’s baby.

and he’s hot baby. literally. I could watch this gif like all day, someone stop me

LISTEN ! that tongue ..........

there’s something about guys with their hoods up that just gets me !

you thought there wouldn’t be Cashton content. Well you’re wrong. Because it wouldn’t be a Masterpost by me without some good ol’ Cashton content. Bc these two are the light of my life

and here we have quite possibly one of the most adorable pictures of Ashton. I love him

yeah this is gonna make me cry. His tiny little face, I just wanna SQUISH IT

I mean. come on. he’s so cute

I could get lost in his eyes literally all day. this is also like peak boyfriend material

every time I see this picture, I die slightly. Bc like how can you NOT think about him sending you pictures like this telling you he misses you so much

people that say they hate Ashton, or think he’s mean just need to see this picture. Bc then they’re gonna feel bad for ever saying anything bad about him

I’m a simple gal, I see a cute boy with a cute puppy and I melt

and because one Cashton pic wasn’t enough have another one with Ash having spilled froyo on his shirt

this post is getting so long, but I’m not even sorry about it bc there are so MANY GREAT PICTURES OK !?

just look at his cute lil face and the curls, and I’m just DYING OVER HERE

I love one (1) man

this looks like a boyfriend. I love it

listen !  I dug reaaaallyy far back to find this gem. wow

I mean his hair is basically SCREAMING at me to run my hands though it, also .... I miss him wearing tanks like this

He looks so innocent and adorable here. I just wanna hug him and squish his cheeks, and poke his dimples and run my hands through his haiiiirrr. Is that too much to ask for ?!

and lastly ...... we’re gonna end it with another puppy pic bc it’s just too adorable and I’m crying. k bye

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Ashton’s Curls

I was gonna write some stupid ass remark here, but I really can’t think of anything bc I’m already struggling enough putting these pictures together, so let’s just start shall we ?

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gotta start out with this one, bc I will never get over this day. I mean CURLS, AND A SUIT HELLO FUCK ME UP.

oh yes there’s more. THERE’S MORE. I couldn’t just use one pic from this day bc that would be rude

ok one more, bc he’s so pretty

now Ashton in yellow is a whole ass blessing, and THEN he proceeds to have his hair in his curly goodness..... RUDE

this fucking video, I just ... I am melting as we speak. He is so pretty, and gorgeous, and handsome and just all around perfect

we all know Ashton in black is basically otherworldly, but him with THE CURLS AS WELL IT’S A NOPE FROM ME BC IM DEAD

ok let me just make a short list of what is going on in this picture: 1. THE CURLS

2. THE SMIRK

3. THE CHEST HAIR

4. THE WHITE SHIRT

5. THE NECKLACE

in conclustion, I’m dead

onto a classic, this picture will forever be one of the best pictures to exist

and bc we just saw one of the best pictures to exist , have another one bc this picture still gives me breathing problems. shout out to chest hair

we all agree that I desperately need to tangle my fingers in his hair and tug on them until he moans in my ear and poke his dimple, bc it is staring at me

this man’s biceps,,,,,,,,,,, that’s it, that’s the caption

I gotta be honest this one I added purely to fuck with Laura ( @irwinkitten ) bc she dies over Ash in suits and she wants to fight me already, so here you go

this picture is so painfully high def, it actually makes me WEAK

don’t LIE, you can hear this gif

I wasn’t gonna add any throwback pics of him with long hair bc I have a seperate post coming for that, but I couldn’t help myself with this one bc look HOW GLORIOUS HIS HAIR LOOKS, also bonus: Ash in glasses is a whole ass look

and one more bc this one is so adorable it makes me sick

yeah I could watch him sing all day long tbh

I know why he doesn’t leave his hair curly more often, it’s because IT’S TOO POWERFUL

I mean look at this.... WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K

I don’t even have words for how much I’m actually swooning right now

and because I NEED at least one proper sweaty Ash pic on here, have this smiley pic of Ash with his shirt DRENCHED in sweat

any formal complaints are welcomed in my inbox, just know I won’t apologize for this