#5thquotes

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Lizzie: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Ren: I saw a frog the other day.

Lizzie: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

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Pearl, teaching Scott how to drive: Okay, you're driving and Scar and Jimmy walk onto the road. What do you hit?

Scott, without hesitation: Scar

Pearl: No, the brakes! You hit the brakes!

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Grian: If we were in Peter Pan, I’d be Peter, because I’m a natural leader!

Scott: I’d be Tinkerbell because I need attention or I die.

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Impulse: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone!

Grian: Mine just says “Grian, no.”

Impulse: I want you to apply it in every possible situation.

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Ren: How many Bdubs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Etho: Only one. The real question is, how many ladders does he need?

Bdubs: [visibly offended]

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Joel and Jimmy: *sitting in jail together*

Jimmy: So, who should we call?

Joel: I’d call Lizzie, but I feel safer in jail.

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Grian: I’m a very creative person

Etho: what do you create?

Grian: Chaos

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Ren [struggling to carry a large box]: Hey Martyn, what would you say if I hypothetically came home with four puppies one day?

Martyn:

Martyn: …What’s in the box?

Ren:

Martyn: Ren, what’s in the box?

Ren: I think you know.