Imagine a Modern!AU where you meet thorin at the grocery store where he's yelling at the self check out machine
Thorin: please for the love of Mahal I just want to buy my Totino’s Pizza Rolls and to go home!
You: bad day huh?
Thorin : you have no idea.
you: wanna talk about it over a nice dinner and a bottle of wine? My treat?
Thorin: Fuck yeah I do














