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@inthesp0tlight / "tony's a 10 but he's emotionally constipated"

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"Listen, I've been called a lot of things, okay-" He starts ticking them off on his fingers. "Emotionally unstable...Fair. Emotionally unavailable- But in my defense we all are, right? At some point? Emotionally immature, which I resent, for the record. But I have literally never - until right this very second - been called emotionally constipated, just because I pointed out truths certain people don't want to hear."

#inthesp0tlight #ic answered .#616 .#// how dare you accurately call him what he is to his face

@mastcrmarksman / They're a 10, but he makes a reference so specific about a smell that he must smell like that himself to know what axe and flop sweat smell like

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"My guy, you literally reek like a high school locker room, and you know who'll back me up on that? Bucky."

#mastcrmarksman #ic answered .#616 .#// and maybe logan #// steve #// still #// not as bad as parker so you got that going for you #// which is nice

"So, just as a head's up? A little transparency? I have seen literally all of your search histories, believe me when I say swipe left."

#dash commentary .#616 .#// seriously he does have SOME standards guys

@felinoir / He’s a ten, but he kept the cat iron man suit and made it better because he was bored.

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"I mean, what else was I supposed to do with it, give it to you? Hilarious."

#felinoir #ic answered .#616 .#// is he ever going to not be mad #// shakes magic eight ball #// outlook unclear #// besides he can appreciate good branding and aesthetic

@inthesp0tlight / "i could call you hot pants if that's better"

"How in hell is that remotely better?"

#inthesp0tlight #ic answered .#616 .#// do not #// do not start #// do not pass go #// do not collect $200

@rotdame / he's a ten, but he refuses to accept magic and whimsy into his life :/

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure what you consider whimsy and what I consider whimsy are two very different things. Magic is just stupid." He can and will die on this hill, by the way. "It doesn't make sense, it doesn't follow rules, and it's always pink and sparkly. Make it make sense. Explain it to me like I'm not the smartest man on the planet."

#rotdame #ic answered .#616 .#// somewhere reed's tony stark is talking shit senses are tingling #// bruce probably sneezed a lil #// he is the SECOND smartest man tho let him have this

@mastcrmarksman / They're a 10, but wait why would I call you a 10? You're more like 1st place in greatest loser award. Which i guess is something that you beat Pietro.

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They're a 10, but he microwaves sandwiches and hides cheezits in the strangest of places

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They're a 10, but he stills has to plug himself into the wall and wait 4 to 5 business days for operation

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They're a 10, but he is still trying to make shoulder pads and leg warmers cool

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They're a 10, but he really thought giving the faceplate a nose would even work

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"Just so you know, Clint's desperation to sound like being spurned doesn't bother him smells like Axe body spray and flop sweat."

#mastcrmarksman #ic answered .#616 .#// the way i'm howling #// tony's ass so chapped from that he's gonna have to sit on a pillow for a week #// you didn't have to put your whole hawkussy into that clint #// but we thank you for your service

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