#felinoir

[transistorized]

@felinoir / He’s a ten, but he kept the cat iron man suit and made it better because he was bored.

he's a 10, but- / accepting

"I mean, what else was I supposed to do with it, give it to you? Hilarious."

[fifthimpact]

Cudi, tell me to write now that I have a new laptop

now i'm gonna tell you to do the opposite and be a lazy shit like i am because i've been trying to tell myself this same thing for like a month and a half now

[bbutterflies]

if I hold you too close except they get to be happy 😽

commissions open | ko-fi

[araknida]

Do all spiders come with a built in humiliation fetish?

             unprompted love.

“ i don't know about the others, but personally there's just something about a cat lady in spandex calling me names. ”

[gwenbiote]

gwen: i have the worst taste in people felicia , mockingly: i HaVe ThE wOrSt TaStE iN pEoPlE

[pastladybug-blog]

The only reason why he didn’t try to kiss the cat was cause the creators knew they are related.

Call it Felinoir or Chalix or how ever you wish.

I am here to watch the world burn.

[finalslay]

@felinoir sent : ❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  + dean w.

dean  winchester  likes  to  think  that  he  knows  danger  when  he  sees  it.  he  likes  to  think  he's  prepared  for  it  —  and  usually,  he  is.  it  is  very  rare  for  a  monster  to  get  the  jump  on  him,  very  rare  for  something  to  result  in  dean  losing  a  fight.  however,  when  the  danger  in  question  is  of  the  ...  feminine  variety,  dean  is  not  a  strong  man.  not  in  the  fucking  slightest.  it's  going  to  be  his  downfall  one  day,  he  thinks  to  himself,  as  felicia  hardy  fucking  winks  at  him.  god.  the  winchester  brothers  are  supposed  to  be  here  trying  to  get  some  rare  artifact  that  she  has  in  her  possession  :  sam,  the  thief,  and  dean,  the  distraction.  and,  well,  dean  can't  decide  if  he's  doing  a  good  job  of  it  or  a  shitty  one.  blue  eyes  widen  momentarily,  but  he  soon  recovers,  leaning  against  the  wall  next  to  felicia  and  saying,  “  come  on.  surely  there's  better  things  to  be  doing  than  just  standing  around  talkin’.  i  could  show  you  a  good  time,  sweetheart,  i  promise  you  that.  ”      the  truth  of  the  matter  though  is  that  she  would  undoubtedly  eat  dean  ALIVE  ;  it  is  a  risk  he's  willing  to  take.

[fferal-archive]

@felinoir sent a meme: [ throat ]   your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.

Okay. So maybe Felicia heard that cat pun before. He just wouldn't have guessed she'd be that touchy about it.

"Those are some sharp --" Daken wheezes, fingers scrabbling at the clawed hand at his throat. Is he bleeding? Probably. But he knows that she knows that he can take it. After all -- she knows his dad.

Even with half the blood trapped out of his head, he still has the sense to sniff the air. The fact of the matter is, while he might've shoved himself into her little heist, this is still a well-patrolled, high security archive.

"Someone's coming. Let me -- ckh -- go."