garthroy for the ship game pretty please?? <3
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (i need to read more with the 2 of them together (and more garth) but i see the appeal)
How long will they last? - a blazing campfire that burns out too quickly i give them 4 months tops
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - over the course of years (and then more years for denial)
How was their first kiss? - honestly pretty good, both have had plenty of practice by the time they figure it out
Who is the best man/men? - titans
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - other titans
Who did the most planning? - garth
Who stressed the most? - garth
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (after garths last wedding he wants something simple and we all know roys opinions on marriage)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - ollie and arthur both for fear of a fight breaking out 😭
Who is the one to instigate things? - roy
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - hour or so
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - no
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 1 each from previous relationships (rip cerdian)
How many children will they adopt? - you already know... (roy and his teens)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - i almost said garth but man was NOT around for dolphin and cerdian so ROY
Who is the stricter parent? - garth
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - neither
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - roy
Who is the more loved parent? - nope
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? roy
Who cried the most at graduation? - roy
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - garth
Who does the most cooking? - roy
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - garth ("Roy PLEASE don't order the fish sticks")
Who does the grocery shopping? - roy
How often do they bake desserts? - when lian asks very sweetly
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - they both forget
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - roy
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - garth
Who cleans the room? - roy
Who is really against chores? - against? not exactly. bad at doing them? garth
Who cleans up after the pets? - roy
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - garth
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - garth
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lian
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - garth (he has to rehydrate)
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - roy
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - when lian asks
What are their goals for the relationship? - not kill each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both
Who plays the most pranks? - roy
