What would you tell your younger self if you could go back in time, Titans.
Wally, holding young Wally shoulders: tell them, our parents are shit and they won't change, so live with Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris. Also no, we're not getting over Dick, it will get worse.
Young Wally: aw...
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Roy: lock the fuck in little shit, also read those parenting books in B's closet we need those... We will think she's dying every day if we don't read those books.
Young Roy: I get a kid? Lame.
Roy, strangling himself: LIAN IS NOT LAME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
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Garth: live in Roy's bathroom, it the best.
Young Garth: WE HAVE A FRIEND!?
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Donna: men ain't shit- except your twin, Dickie. life ain't shit, except to torture Dickie. And you will steal his girl because trust me, we love women and I want you to get with her sooner, after therapy.
Young Donna: ... Who would name their kid Dick?
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Dick, give him escrima stick: go, get revenge. Go feral.
Young, blood lust, Dick: holy justifiable revenge Batman!
