Jul 30, 2023
most humans can't get over religious trauma in a lifetime. now imagine trying to undo 6000 years of damage. aziraphale wasn't out of character he's very much in character.
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most humans can't get over religious trauma in a lifetime. now imagine trying to undo 6000 years of damage. aziraphale wasn't out of character he's very much in character.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Dean: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Jack: ...I did. I broke it.
Dean: No. No you didn't. Cas?
Cas: Don't look at me. Look at Sam.
Sam: What?! I didn't break it.
Cas: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Sam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cas: Suspicious.
Sam: No, it's not!
Crowley: If it matters, probably not, but Mother was the last one to use it.
Rowena: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Crowley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fergus!
Jack: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dean.
Dean: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sam: Dean... Gabriel’s been awfully quiet.
Gabriel: rEALLY?!
Sam: YES REALLY
Gabriel: OH MY DAD
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dean, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dean: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dean:
Dean: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
This is the best thing ever I finally caught it!!
I'm coming home
swag 👺👺👺
Care to start a chain?
