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[ineffableducks]

most humans can't get over religious trauma in a lifetime. now imagine trying to undo 6000 years of damage. aziraphale wasn't out of character he's very much in character.

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Dean: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jack: ...I did. I broke it.

Dean: No. No you didn't. Cas?

Cas: Don't look at me. Look at Sam.

Sam: What?! I didn't break it.

Cas: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Cas: Suspicious.

Sam: No, it's not!

Crowley: If it matters, probably not, but Mother was the last one to use it.

Rowena: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Crowley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fergus!

Jack: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dean.

Dean: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Sam: Dean... Gabriel’s been awfully quiet.

Gabriel: rEALLY?!

Sam: YES REALLY

Gabriel: OH MY DAD

*Everyone starts arguing*

Dean, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Dean: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Dean:

Dean: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[askthelordsinblack]

This is the best thing ever I finally caught it!!

[trixietngdarkness]

I'm coming home

[draculcid]

swag 👺👺👺

[alaskan-ghost]

Care to start a chain?

[sexncocaine]

[p-tonfall]