Your fav is problematic: 6bgraphite 1. Is a hipster even though she refuses to admit it 2. Has emotional diarrhea 3. Watches tv shows months after you tell her to 4. And then loves the TV shows that you recommended to her 6 months ago 5. Sets timers when you go to parties 6. Also screenshots snapchats when you are deathly ill and haven’t been out of the house for days 7. Because she is abusive like that 8. Goes to a new hipster concert every month and when you try to sound interested in that band she says that she’s already moved on 9. Doesn’t order your Christmas present until after Christmas 10. Makes it known that she is an adult and can do adult things to people who
were born later in the year 11. Forces you to confront your crush about his feelings 12. And then stares at you from afar during it while making faces at you 13. Procrastinates like no one you know. 14. Yells at you about her crush in a grocery store parking lot when it's 5 degrees and snowing very heavily