This is the long monologue from Kankri's "conversation" with Karkat when you first "speak" to him in Meenah's dreambubble. If you were too lazy to read it, then here is my audio for it. Sorry, no music for you. It's roughly 8:29 minutes long. It's really not too long. Just barely 10 minutes of your time. It took me a good two hours to work on this.
If the audio does not play, then here is the tindeck link. Audio/voice is done by rogue-of-hope. And obviously Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie.
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