Something from today #1800 + #1801
Something from today #1800 Friend: Did they stop giving you shifts because of your puns? Me: Not puns, but I did make "working hard or hardly working" jokes Friend: Guess you're hardly working now Me: Fuck you
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Me: Do you chug water? Friend: Yes? Me: How was it? Friend: I don't know? What the fuck kind of question is that? Me: Ya know
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Friend: *Chugging water* Other friend, incredibly drunk: CHUG IT, THICK BOI Friend: *begins coughing water*
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Me: Do you drink Big M? Friend: Yeah, but one time I forgot what it was called and asked for the BIG MILK
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Me: You know when you're drunk you get double vision? Friend: Yeah? Me: So that means if you drive drunk, you have better vision Friend: No Other Friend: Go on
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Me: Guys Friend: What? Me: The cashier smiled at me, so I'm going to marry her Friend: *rolls their eyes*
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Friend: Can you get me some water? Other friend, in the kitchen: What did you ask? Me: She asked if you can get her some water, and then she called you a bitch
Something from today #1801 -In a groupchat- Friend: I'm having a baby Me: What the fuck? Friend: In Sims, I meant to say in Sims Me: Ohhhh
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