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"English isn't my-"
Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with
hi i have a request if youre willing to write it!
could you do max hatter x the daughter of eugene and rapunzel who inherited her dads sticky fingers- basically just shenanigans of max and the reader pickpocketing/ stealing from each other as an excuse to be around one another
pls don't feel pressured to write this if you don't feel inspired or are overwhelmed by other requests! tysm! 🤍
Tangled Thieves
A/N- Thank you so much for this request! I loved writing it and hopefully this is similar to what you had in mind.
Pairing: Max Hatter x Daughter of Rapunzel! Reader
Words: 1.4k
Synopsis: Max pick pockets Rapunzel's daughter, not knowing she has a few tricks up her sleeve.
Max Hatter Masterlist Here
Being that daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene, you were bound to inherit some of your parents' traits. You developed a passion for the arts, especially painting and sketching, from your mom. And you also gained a special knack for pickpocketing or getting into places you shouldn’t be, much to your dad’s amusement. You never used these talents to cause harm to others, but if it meant defeating Maximus and Pascal in a game of hide and seek, you never hesitated to use them.
After the barrier came down around the Isle of the Lost, the differences between the HKs and the VKs became much more apparent. Groups began to form and all of a sudden, you were placed with the HKs, not that you minded their company. By the time you were old enough to attend Auradon Prep, it seemed that most people had forgotten your father’s past and therefore had a tendency to underestimate you. Not that you ever corrected them because it was always nice to have an ace up your sleeve.
One afternoon as you are making your way to your heroic leadership class, you bump into Max Hatter as you are turning a corner which sends you tumbling to the ground. Expecting him to walk away and leave you there, you are surprised to see him extend his hand out to you.
“You better watch where you're going princess. You never know who you might bump into” Max smirks down at you while simultaneously helping you up.
“Sorry, I must have been a little distracted” you politely respond back. Noticing the your wrist that was wearing a bracelet feels lighter, you check and see that your bracelet is gone. Instead of calling Max out on this, you decide to have a bit of fun.
Going into full damsel in distress, princess mode you fling your arms around Max pulling him into a hug. “Thank you so much for helping me up. You really didn’t have to do that” you say as sweetly as possible while stealthily removing his wallet from his coat as you pull away from him.
Max, too flustered by the sudden and unexpected display of affection, does not notice his wallet is now missing.
JUST A BIT OF MADNESS
max hatter | white queen descendant!reader | gn!reader |
wc. 1.2k | fluff |
a/n | wanted to post something before i started request so people get an idea how i write things! love this boy a lot really couldn’t help myself to make him first. lmk what you think!
border by @/dollywons
The first rule of Wonderland politics was simple:
Never trust anyone smiling at you.
The second?
Never trust anyone who wasn't.
You learned both before you could walk.
The White Queen's descendant sat at the edge of the castle gardens, one gloved hand balancing a delicate porcelain teacup while the other skimmed through a thick, white-bound book. Beside you rested an acceptance letter to Auradon Prep.
Every rose in the garden leaned subtly closer, eager to peek at its contents.
"Eyes on your own petals," you sighed, snapping the book shut.
The flowers immediately straightened, pretending they hadn't been staring.
rumour has it ꗃꄗ
brendon tremblay x reader
summary: working in the set of descendants was nothing short of a dream,however fans started noticing the closeness between you and a certain co-star
or: a compilation of times you and your secret boyfriend almost got publicly caught
warnings: secret-ish relationship,fools blatantly in love,invasive fans
this is buns i’m so sorry
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it was true,working in the descendants franchise was everything and more you could’ve imagined. being the first role you’ve ever booked,you were beyond anxious to meet the cast you’d work so closely with over the next many months. to your relief,they welcomed you as if you’d been in all their lives for years.
as life goes,everyone has their closer relationships with cast members and for you that was brendon. oh brendon. he was the first to talk to your fidgety self. creating a growing bond with him soon advanced after you realised the characters you play have a close friendship with one another.
you learned about eachother more,better than anybody else could and began going out one on one without the rest of the cast alongside you both. and on a late tuesday night long after filming was over, he shyly asked to be your boyfriend. the squeal you let out had to be at cat level frequency.
nevertheless,both of you decided to keep it between the two of you just incase of any mishap. despite the initial plan of secrecy,an accidental slip up of brendon calling you “darling” on the set of perfect princess soon wiped any going back. thankfully no crew members heard,only the main cast you’d grew so closely too. still,in a last hope they promised to keep it a secret. now your relationship lay in the hands of kylie,malia,liamani,alexandro,kiara,zavien,ryan and dayton. perfect. it was nicer,honestly, being able to love eachother infront of your closest friends however another slip up,or multiple, was bound to happen. especially with the help of invasive and nosy fans on the prowl.
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now the movie had been released for public view and you couldn’t have been prouder. per contra,this only meant everybody’s schedule was crammed, from interviews to red carpets;you and your beloved boyfriend barely caught a minute to yourselves.
brendon was at the gym,somewhere he was often whenever he got the chance. not that you minded,you liked a minute alone to wind down. whipping your phone out of your back pocket,you flop down on the sofa and curled your legs under yourself as you open tiktok. the first thing you see is yourself and brendon on set with the wide text ‘reasons why i believe reader and brendon are dating. part 1!!!!’.
you weren’t surprised but you were caught of guard. you knew how fans were even if someone barely interacted with another it always sparked controversy.
with no better thing to do,and pure curiosity because cmon who wouldn’t be curious,you let the first video of the series play on.
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the first video began with a clip of brendon filming the ‘group’ get ready for set and as he pointed at the camera,a silver ring catches the light on his pointer finger. the clip then switches to a picture of you in a recent instagram post alongside kiara and dayton with the very same ring on your finger. the wide yellow text then pops up ‘her wearing his ring?!’ nevertheless,you look down and see his ring on your middle finger. this could very well be a coincidence,except it wasn’t. you complimented the ring once on a whispered night in the sheets;the next thing you knew,the ring had been slipped onto your middle finger. clicking the comments,eager to see their opinion ↓
user102: omg and there’s literally a B engraved on the ring as well !!
brendontremblayfan56:better back off my man 😡
╰┈➤ user81:stfu you’re like 5yr
readerlover01: they’d be so cute
you read the comments with a small smile on your face,now you were invested. after clicking on the playlist,the next video begun so you settled into the sofa and let it play
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the second video was a little more obvious than the last. it was a harmless bts vlog from kiara showing the cast all in costume on set. she begins the video with a grin and malia by her side,talking about whatever however the creator of the playlist had circled brendon and you talking in the background. as animated as you are,you signal to him you were cold by rubbing your arms. your characters costume,as fitting and beautiful as it was,was certainly one of the showy ones resulting in the chill to affect you more. without a moment of hesitation,and without knowledge he was on camera,your beautiful boyfriend took off his jacket and draped it over your shoulders. yes the gentleman he was however fans also noticed he was much the gentleman to you specifically. once again,the yellow text appeared while the clip played in slo-mo behind it. ‘him giving her his jacket like helloo!!!!’
brendon had this habit a lot of giving you his stuff subconsciously. cold? jacket. fidgety? his ring. and you love it don’t get me wrong but lorde you just wish he had more awareness of cameras because as friendly as he is,he hasn’t done it to any other castmates or people in general meaning the fans noticed you were special. expecting the same as last time,your thumb presses the comments once more ↓
readensuperfan098: they’re so frickin cute
user678:guys just admit they’re together or a PR stunt it’s so obvious
╰┈➤user111:who pissed in ur cereal
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the third video rolls on and you adjust on the sofa,untucking your legs and stretching them out. brendon should be home in fifteen minutes,gives you enough time to finish the series before making him aware of the situation.
this time the video is a clip of an interview you did recently where the entire gang of kylie,malia,liamani,alexandro,kiara,zavien,ryan,dayton,you and brendon partook in a ‘personal’ challenge. it was a pair activity in which the interviewer paired everyone up with their ‘closest’ companion or rival in descendants. kylie and liamani ,malia and kiara,alexandro and zavien,ryan and dayton, and ever so conveniently you and brendon. everyone was given a stack of personalised questions for each other. everyone succeeded well enough while only getting a few difficult questions wrong about the other. however neither brendon nor you got a single question wrong about each other,even the nitty gritty ones. leading the score board to be
1.you and brendon
2.ryan and dayton
3.malia and kiara
4.kylie and liamani
5.zavien and alexandro
you can already tell how this looks until the fucking yellow text appears once more with ‘okay now they’re just rubbing it in our faces!’ and replays certain clips of ‘the way brendon and reader look at each other’
with a sigh,you open the comments ↓
user3104:they’re obsessed with each other
doglover082:the look of love 🥹
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the fourth video began to play and to your surprise it was of yourself. in a tiktok. on hot seat. on set. your faux leather outfit crinkles against your worn corset while you answered the questions. they were normal to begin with…
‘who’s most likely to break out singing?’
‘liamani,easy answer’
‘how long does it take you to go through hair and makeup and wardrobe’
‘two hours,you think i look this good in minutes?’
wondering what the actual point to this video was,you press to speed it up until you pass a few to the last question to which they asked
‘fill in the blank: when you come to my trailer,you’ll most likely find me…’
‘i’m almost never in my trailer actually…though im usually napping in other peoples trailers like a stray cat who actually has a warm,loving home’
you laugh the end of the answer,not thinking twice about what brendon would’ve answered and now you realise they must’ve put 2 on 2 together they asked him the same question to which he replied
‘we’re usually napping! the naps in my trailer go so hard’
and on he went about his trailer and it’s comfortableness unknowing that the fans,as parasocial as they are aren’t exactly stupid. before you think any further the big yellow text appears once more ‘they nap together?? getting a glimpse of one of the trailers shows there obvi not enough room for them to nap separately….’ my god!! they think you two are cuddling it up at work! well,you were but that’s beside the point!
“smart move readenaremyparents,smart move” you murmur before the fifth and final video plays
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and finally,the fifth and final video rolls and honestly there was no going back from it. another instagram post made 4 hours ago by your dear friend kiara. bless her,she made a cute little behind the scenes photo dump of your shared movie however you wish she would’ve background checked the photos. literally. there was no need for an arrow this time because it was right in-front of everybody’s eyes. in the back of her selfie with malia just so happens to be a familiar mop of purple hair and you cosied up on his lap. that’s right. as if it was second nature,brendon loved catching you by a belt loop and trailing his strong arm around your torso to pull you onto his lap. the thought of making up an excuse doesn’t even dare cross your mind;you’re wearing maxs signature hat brendon had plonked on your head and in return he’s wearing a lipstick print on his cheek conveniently the exact same colour as the one on your lips. both of you are pouting down at his phone as he most likely takes a selfie. darling kiara had just gave you both a head start of launching your relationship. you don’t even need to check the comments to know what’s coming. nevertheless you click the little button anyways ↓
happybaby76:dream relationship
descendantsfan:omg omg omg omg
brendonismine:back off reader ╰┈➤ user81: get a life loser
classyclue:wtf is wrong with you guys they obviously didn’t want it public. get a job
at least some people still had sense
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before you can contemplate the situation further,the door opens and your boyfriend stands there with a grin. dropping his bag he strolls over to you,lifts your chin and plants a kiss to your lips
“why the face,sugar?” he hums,lifting you up,sitting in your spot and plops you down on his lap.
he pats your lower back as you look at him with a frown,his dark eyes and eyebrows furrow with worry as he glances at your phone
“readonaremyparents found us out” you pout,showing him the compilation of videos
he laughs. “r-“ he couldn’t get his words out because clearly he found this the funniest situation in the world. you slap his chest gently and he quickly straightens his face.
brendon swallows before repeating “readon? as in reader and brendon?” your nod confirms his master investigation.
he cocks his head slightly before placing a small kiss to your nose “good job neither of us are leaving then,hm?” another kiss to your cheek and you couldn’t suppress a giggle
“mhm” you hum in agreement,knowing you two were forever and forever yet you still try and remain serious about the situation
“oh that’s the game we’re playing?” he smiles that smile. you could destroy planets for that smile but you knew so many others would as well. knowing your train of thought,he decides to prove you’re the only one that matters to him
slowly plastering you in kisses as he shifts on the sofa to lay your back against the plush cushion. his kisses trailed down and you knew it’d be a long night.
as long as you had him it didn’t matter who knew. as long as you had your brendon.
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and it’s done!!!!! i’m so sorry this took literal years and thank you so much for all who showed support and helped me decide shit 🥹i’m so so so grateful to everybody who follows and interacts with me. you genuinely mean the world to me and i say that with a whole heart. i love you all !!
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idk if you wanted to be @ but ily so im gonna anyways @rredvcrt my baba
What if, when Max asked the Oraculum what his father saw, he also saw the reader?
More specifically, he saw him and reader being in a loving and committed relationship. Those relationships where you know it will last, where you know they will spend the rest of their lives loving and cherishing each other. A fairytale type of love.
The only problem is that in this new timeline, Reader is one of his greatest antagonists.
Think about it, Max mourning something that was never real for him, him feeling conflicted for falling for someone who could have been his soulmate but now has constantly reminded him he's his father's child, lovers to enemies to lovers again.
Let me know if you want to know more.
Max Hatter who was all charming smiles and teasing words until you came along.
Max who wasn't used to anyone flirting with him for a change.
Max who had no idea what to do the first time you stole from him.
Max who assumed you would see him like everyone else did, surprised when he found out you didn't
Max who called you princess, even if you weren't one, voice filled with snark, not even noticing when it turned caring.
Max who wanted to keep your relationship secret, scared of you facing the backlash of dating the son of the most notorious villain in all of auradon, scared that the people you cared about would disapprove
Max who was so big on physical touch, he didnt even do it conciously half the time; a hand finding yours, his head on your shoulder, legs brushing against yours, fingers catching a belt loop tugging you back towards him.
Max who failed to keep your relationship a secret exactly because of that, anyone with eyes could see that he was all over you, even without meaning to.
Max who always finds himself in your arms when his father's legacy gets overwhelming.
Max who always finds himself in your arms regardless, who isn't above bribing your room mate to have some time alone with you.
Max who let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding when his friends accepted you when they met you, seeing how happy you made him. The teasing never stopped though.
Max who was maddly in love with you and wouldn't have it any other way
divider creds: x @/vrtualseraph
max hatter dating headcanons
notes: genderneutral reader, implied hk reader (or i wrote this with a hk!reader in mind, but nothing is really explicitly stated) author's note: that feeling when u make a side blog bc u got attached to a character in a descendents movie n there is not enough fanfiction for him
nothing stays lost
an x reader story based around the wicked wonderland movie pt.1