#1800!

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

.. seriously why are you all here I legitimately don't get it

What did I do to deserve... You wonderful people.. what

[stick-zac]

Something from today #1800 + #1801

Something from today #1800 Friend: Did they stop giving you shifts because of your puns? Me: Not puns, but I did make "working hard or hardly working" jokes Friend: Guess you're hardly working now Me: Fuck you

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Me: Do you chug water? Friend: Yes? Me: How was it? Friend: I don't know? What the fuck kind of question is that? Me: Ya know

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Friend: *Chugging water* Other friend, incredibly drunk: CHUG IT, THICK BOI Friend: *begins coughing water*

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Me: Do you drink Big M? Friend: Yeah, but one time I forgot what it was called and asked for the BIG MILK

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Me: You know when you're drunk you get double vision? Friend: Yeah? Me: So that means if you drive drunk, you have better vision Friend: No Other Friend: Go on

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Me: Guys Friend: What? Me: The cashier smiled at me, so I'm going to marry her Friend: *rolls their eyes*

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Friend: Can you get me some water? Other friend, in the kitchen: What did you ask? Me: She asked if you can get her some water, and then she called you a bitch

Something from today #1801 -In a groupchat- Friend: I'm having a baby Me: What the fuck? Friend: In Sims, I meant to say in Sims Me: Ohhhh

@dizzeebee @greywithae @xxminie

[bricksformycastle]

As promised! A classic like this never goes out of style 😉 Thanks for being awesome followers who sometimes like my content, but don't hate it enough to ditch me!

[jakobslock]

Thank you carly rae jepsen for giving me the strength to get through overwatch placement matches

[lovecarolinemikaelson]

I'm usually in love the song One More Night - Maroon 5, but I'm OBSESSED with it while browsing on your homepage!! <3

Awe that’s great! I’m glad I could help with an obsession. <3 I love my music! I have more to add soon. Maroon 5 is defiantly one of my favorite bands. 

p.s. Thank you for being my 1,800th follower!