Nothing says "peak 1970s childhood" like a hand-knitted vest that offers zero warmth for the arms but 100% visibility for low-flying aircraft. They look remarkably calm for two people whose entire wardrobe is likely composed of 90% petroleum-based fibers. One is checking the map, the other is checking the vibes; both are just one bell-bottom incident away from a very colorful bike crash.
Source: Needlework Magazine, 1978.
















