May 1, 2019
Here’s my hot take: anyone claiming to have read the epilogues in less than 24 hours did not fucking read it. It is two hundred thousand words of pure fucking Homestuck; you don’t fucking breeze through that in an afternoon. This thing is the unholy lovechild of Game Over and Act 7 expanded to be the length of a fucking novel, and I mean that in the best way possible--if you had takes within a day of it coming out, I fucking guarantee you your takes were objectively wrong and horrible.