been thinking about 8-ball recently and I’ve been giggling over the scenerio where Canon!Vox is along for the ride and it’s like:
8B!Vox: so are you two like…together?
Canon!Vox: Yes.
Alastor: No.
Canon!Vox: *intense go along with it Al vibes because fuck he KNOWS what 8B him aka alpha him is thinking and he feels THREATENED that’s HIS Alastor DOESN’T HE HAVE HIS OWN???*
Alastor, Sensing™️ this: …sure. something like that. or whatever.
8B!Vox: *already plotting how to steal from the pathetic him* how. delightful.
canon!vox be hyperventilating for multiple reasons lmao he’s even clingier as a result rip Alastor
8B!Vox really is canon!Vox's worst nightmare. You'd think he'd be ecstatic there's a universe where he's the top dog of Hell, but now he has to battle this "alpha man" chad alternate Vox for Alastor.
And what's worse is that alpha male chad Vox knows he's cooler than canon!Vox.
Meanwhile Alastor just wants to go home.