#9-26-18

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Thorin finding out you have had sex dreams about Thranduil, Bard, and Dwalin

Thorin: I have bit of a confession, I had a sex dream last night, but it wasn't you I was having sex with

You: okay, neat

Thorin: you should be mad at this betrayal

You: why sex dreams are normal, I've had sex dreams with Dwalin before.

Thorin: really with my best friend?

You: yeah, it was weird for me too.

*later at lunch*

Dwalin: Thorin's been looking at me weird all day.

You: yeah, he got weirded out this morning when I admitted to having had a sex dream with you in it.

Dwalin: why did you admit that?

You: because he admitted to having a sex dream with someone else last night. Just imagine how awkward and angry he'd be if he found out I've had sex dreams with Thranduil and Bard in it.

Dwalin: um (y/n), you might wanna stop

You: they're behind me aren't they?

Thorin: yes dear we are

Thranduil: I can't say I'm surprised

Bard: I can

Thorin: a word (y/n)

*when you are alone with Thorin*

Thorin: Thranduil really?

You: I felt gross after it

Thorin: and Bard?

You: he's got that hot dad thing going on.

Thorin: have you ever had a sex dream with me?

You: of course, especially before we started having sex it was really frequent. Then we started having sex so I didn't need to dream about it anymore. Have you had a sex dream with me?

Thorin: usually you star in my sex dreams, last night was the first time since I met you that you have not been in my sex dream.

You: oh, now I feel bad

[notenoughapples]

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[vampirequeeer]

3 good things a day

- smamble nite!!!!!!

- a bunch of my friends came

- it went so well

- everybody played wonderfully

- i’ve had so much energy all night

- i had so so so much fun

- also a friend that i haven’t talked to in a good minute showed up and said that the song that i reprised that we originally played together made him tear up cause memories and im :,D

- super excited to start running villain

- i love my friends

- i’ve like never been happier for a whole day

- also i taught myself to play trumpet in the past hour (and a half?? idk)

[its123am]

9-26-18 (Wednesday)

[daydreamsofbeautiful]

I just want to know why you suddenly stopped talking to me. Maybe that would help.

[daydreamsofbeautiful]

It isn't the holding hands, kissing, or anything sexual we ever did that I miss. There is someone currently in my life that would give me all of that but it feels wrong. I miss your laugh, chinese food and bob ross, showing you new music (one of my favorite things), being playfully competitive over things that didnt matter. I miss seeing you smile. I miss you in all that you are. You won't come back and honestly I can't blame you. I was a bit of a cruel bitch. I broke up with you twice for no reason. I guess I was scared of getting hurt so I hurt you first.