texts the other memes at 3 am : eggsy. in very serious text messages where he’s like “I need ur invaluable insight on this case who do u think stole the vase” and it’s just a video of a cat on a roombatries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable : they both have their moments …is the designated driver and who always gets wasted : eggsy doesn’t have a car so … soz sherlock
always has to host the impromptu sleepover : sherlock , definitely. I wouldn’t call it a sleepover , he just comes downstairs for breakfast and finds eggsy passed out on the rug , and makes a little extra for when he wakes up kafjfhkajfwho’s netflix account gets mooched off of : sherlock’s. his recommended list is full of all the sharknado movies. sorry abt thatbrings all the snacks and who supplies the movie : eggsy brings the snacks , sherlock picks the movie
is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight : eggsy. even if he’s wrong.is the ‘ mom friend ‘ : sherlock , I guess ???calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail : neither kjfhkjafh eggsy just sends memes
is the better wingman to the other : hmm. eggsy is the better wingman.‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘ : sherlock strong , eggsy sweet. I mean idk about that but sherlock definitely protects eggsy on a daily basispulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together : neither kjsfhajfh
